Kitten

Every fall out boy song is like *nonsense lyric* *nonsense lyric* *the most profound cunt serving couplet in the English language since Shakespeare that sends you straight back to middle school* *nonsense*

“the mongoose i want under the house when the snakes slither by” is actually such a raw, sweet romantic pickup line and if i was will middle name graham and i just got fed a warm home cooked breakfast and piping hot coffee and i’m still in my underwear and some guy said that to me while looking at me like he sees me than more than the sum of my parts and what makes me repulsive and monstrous is actually my greatest strength my boxers would be on the floor i am just saying.

"i cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to do"

when i get home from work:

july fourth isn't about america to me it's about fall out boy

Control, Anatomy, and the Legacy of the Haunted House, Jacob Geller (2019) + Petscop (2017-2019)

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Happy Birthday Undertale!

˗ˏˋ 8th anniversary ˎˊ˗

Toriel accidentally took a picture of herself...lol

「 beta girafarig 」