Thoughts On The Dave Ponytail + Beanie Combo?

i fr saw n played a randy rhoads guitar and it was on sale for only 199 🧍‍♀️ I HAVE NO MONEG TO BUY ☹️☹️☹️

i would love to see you talk about dave with a spit kink!!

IDK WHAT ERA TO DO...... but these two would go so well for it or maybe even late 80s tbh..

IMAGINE WHEN HE EATS U OUT?!?!? this man spreading your thighs apart, rubbing your clit in soft circles before he adds a finger or two inside while you clench around them. HE WOULD MAKE U SO OVERSTIMULATED n js go fast to see you break. when he does actually eat you out tho he's literally SPITTING on it and looking up at you with hungry eyes. straight up devouring you and smirking into your folds whole he groans. he would get you to squirt so easily from it omllll and he wouldn't stop.

i can js imagine when it's your turn to give him a little something in return and you're on your knees in front of him. he'd be rutting against your cheek while he can barely look at your face without cumming. he'd stop for a minute to bend down to your face and grip onto your chin before he spits on you. he'd wipe the saliva off of your cheek before sticking his wet thumb in your mouth saying "swallow it, slut" before smirking to himself and calling you a good girl when you do <3333

AND WHEN YALL FUCCCKKKKK?!?!?!?!? he'd be fucking you in missionary or from the back and just make such a slut out of you. if its missionary he'll give slow and deep thrusts, spitting into your mouth whenever it's open then closing it off with his tongue, kissing you passionately.

BUT IF ITS FROM THE BACK....... he's going ad fast as his body will let him, the bed almost louder than the both of you combined. he'd he making a makeshift ponytail, gripping your hair so hard he's ripping strands out. his hands on your hips as he grips onto you so tight his hand prints are there, marking you up and making you his slut. he'd tell you to open your mouth so he can spit in it. if you EVER smile back and bite your lip from it, he'll just pound you harder until you're screaming for him and the neighbors <33

AAA TY FOR TAGGING SYNN <3333

10 songs on shuffle 😴😴

1) lover, you should've come over - jeff buckley

2) paper bag - fiona apple

3) since i don't have you - gnr

4) all they wanted - panchiko

5) who loves the sun - the velvet underground

6) cherry waves - deftones

7) microphone fiend - ratm

8) killing in the name - ratm

9) im broke - limp bizkit

10) million dollar houses (the painter) - ptv

!!!! the genre differences 😭😭

this was so fun!! i tag @stevenssticks (im not sure if you did this already) and i don't have much people on here😭 if you already did tho, here's another!! @stickyunknownsubstance

tagged by @drk-et-al

10 songs 10 people

Rules: Put your music on shuffle and list the first ten songs that come up, then tag ten people.

ok well surprisingly enough there aren’t an insane amount of musical songs on here

Sonya Alone - Natasha, Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812

No Children - The Mountain Goats

Bones in the Ocean - The Longest Johns

Bright - Julie and the Phantoms Cast

SugarCrash! - ElyOtto

Natasha & Anatole - Natasha, Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812

Bring on the Monsters - The Lightning Thief Musical

overbehind - flor

The Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun - Julie Brown

Dogsong - Toby Fox

tagging: @anonymousbathtub, @tadpal, @courtjesterart, @vhenad4hl, @longhairsokka, @ammoniteflesh, @cowboysmp3, @wildflowerwi1dfire, @kojottek, @junkoandthediamonds

thinkin about dilf dave who absolutely loves spoiling his girl sexually!! loves doing anything and everything she wants, whether it be him treating her like a toy or vice versa 🫣

OHMYGOD?!?!?! no cus i can just IMAGINE him letting u do whatever u want to him because he does anything for his little princess and completely let's you milk him dry.. PROVE ME WRONG!!!

he would literally be overstimulating himself until you're satisfied and fill every hole. OR if YOU want him to treat you like an even bigger slut? he's pounding your sweet pussy until sun rise. he can't get enough of u and he mixed praise and degration SO WELL? saying shit like "yeah, you're so good at taking it, baby.. this cock is all yours." , "fuck, you're gonna be the death of me, sweetheart.." , "good job, baby. making daddy so happy."

JUST AHHHHHHH and he would spoil the shit out of you with toys?!?! he would get you like custom chokers that say 'daddy's girl' and call you that the WHOLE time.

im sorry the brainrot is actually unreal i need this man to fuck me to tomorrow

Young Jaymz or Dave dick headcanons 😋

/JK (unless 👀)

sure !! i'll do both because i'm indecisive 🏃‍♀️

i feel like James would have quite a pretty dick tbh. he's trimmed and it's more of a dirtier blond color (same color but just slightly darker) and he's probably circumcised. it's like..... so so pink too.. i'm talking #cc787f PINK. anddd probably around 7.5-8.

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now Dave is a lil different, still circumcised, pink but more of a darker red-ish color. BUT it definitely leans to the left SLIGHTLY. it's so perfect and it always hits your g spot so effortlessly. he's a little more hairy than James and the carpets do match the drapes. i'm guessing it's somewhere between 7-7.5 when hard.

sitting in between his legs while he’s lounging on the couch n youre just resting your head on his thigh and sucking his dick while he plays w ur hair PSLSLSKNDDK

sorry to say but this is literally so disgusting p 😗 JUST KIDDING 😈😈😈 i love u so much and you're feeding into my dilf dave addiction just right 🙏

he'd be watching TV, probably like a football game that's he's not super interested in but still liking to see who's winning and whatnot.

and there you are on your knees for him, looking up at his grey eyes, him caressing your cheek and softly petting your hair. he's paying more attention to the game than you, and you just got a little jealous from the attention being taken away from you.

his eyes are glued on the screen, not even noticing that you stripped his bottom half, pulling his length out of his boxers and sucking him off until he got hard. he looked down at you again, mouth full of his dick. he couldn't help but stare, him biting his lip and pushing you down slowly.

"whatcha doin', baby?"

he slurred, him trying to keep his eyes on both of the things infront of him. you were definitely a sight on your knees for him.

"mm?"

you mumbled with your mouth full, the vibrations going up his length and up his spine. he let out a slight groan in pleasure.

"o-okay.. okay, i know what you want baby girl, but daddy's watching a game, can you wait?"

he sighed, watching your eyebrows furrow as he said that, him groaning again as he couldn't get enough of how needy you were for him.

"tell ya what,"

he hummed, you perked up now, dick put of your mouth as it was resting against your cheek.

"if we win, ill fuck you dumb, how about that? you want that, princess?"

he hummed, playing with your hair again, and you just nodded frantically in response. he smirked and slapped his tip against your puffy lips. "better get suckin' then, baby." he hummed, putting his attention back to the screen.

you kissed up the tip, him shuddering in your hand as you put it in your mouth again, sucking it like it was the last dick on earth. his thigh was shaking a bit, but you didn't really notice. all you noticed were the noises coming out of him, grunts and moans escaping his parted lips.

you looked up to see his head thrown back, his lip tucked inside his mouth as he tried silencing himself. you went faster, getting sloppier with your moves as he grabbed a hold of your head with two hands, him keeping it there from moving as he looked down at you. you looked dazed and confused, swirling your tongue around his tip.

"baby- my god.."

he groaned out, holding your head in place before he started face fucking you rough and fast, balls slapping against your chin, gagging as saliva dripped from your mouth. you opened your mouth for him to have more access, his cock thrusting in and out of you like it was your cunt.

he shoved his length down your throat and pulled you all the way on it, making you gag before he came. filling your mouth with his seed, barely able to keep it all in.

"ah, ah ah.. swallow."

he groaned, and you obeyed. he smirked before leaning down to kiss you, the taste of himself on your tongue.

he looked up and saw that the team he was rooting for didn't win, him frowning in a teasing manner.

"you see that, baby?"

he pointed to the TV, him huffing in response. "didn't win" he looked down to see your face, you looked like you were about to cry. you needed him so bad and you were already so wet for him.

"but- please?"

you tried and he smirked.

"needy little girl, huh?"

he chuckled before pulling his pants up and carrying you over his shoulder to your bedroom.

he's a silly little guy 😸

i’ve returned to keep pushing the Dave Catsaine™️ agenda bc wtaf look at the resemblance

hiii!!! id just like to update my who ill write for and add these three