here's the video of dave calling himself daddy ⁉️⁉️ @dave-me0wstaine
OH MY LORD JESUF?!?!?!?[+0+8>>×>
based on a combo of these asks from earlier in my inbox<3 thinkin of this james!
he would be pining after you for years!! and no matter how many other girls he’s fucked it’s never good enough bc it’s not you. he’s head over heels for you and also so sexually frustrated every time he sees you walking around in a pair of leather pants or a cute little skirt he has to run to the bathroom to get himself (and his dick) to calm down.
one day, after a show, he’s really wound up. he’s all frustrated and angry and he doesn’t really know why, he just knows that all he can really hear is his blood pumping in his ears and his fingers are twitching, curling into fists and then splaying back out again. sweet, adorable you, notice him sitting on his amp, and of course you come over to ask him what’s wrong.
“i dunno, sweetheart, i’m just in a mood today, i guess.” he hangs his head.
“there anything i can do to help you?” james immediately softens, eyes glancing up into yours. even all worked up and sweaty he looks so good, so beautiful.
“i uh… not really.” yes. there is something you can do to help him. let him fuck your brains out. but you’re his best friend. and he can’t ruin that with you as much as he yearns to do so, as hard as it’s getting to resist.
“how bout you come back to where i’m staying after you get all sorted? go shower, come over. i’ll have drinks?” james smiles at you, standing up and nodding. stretching. looks like a plan is a plan.
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james gets one knock at the door before youre swinging it open, embarrassingly excited about seeing james again. your crush on him will doom you for eternity with how much you love him.
“i’ve got beer! your favorite too.”
james smiles at you, leaning down to kiss you on the cheek in which you wrap your arms around him, hugging him close. james lets out a little grunt that immediately leaves his face on fire as he feels you press against his crotch. he hopes you didn’t hear that.
you drag him over to the couch of your hotel room, it being a nice spacious little place. you crack open a beer and hand it to him, then opening and taking a swig of yours. james surveys you. glancing up and down at you from your tiny, tiny top that shows off your tits so nicely. to the little shorts you’re wearing that barely conceal anything. ones you wouldn’t dare wear out of the house but are rather comfortable to lounge in.
and that’s when james realizes he doesn’t know if he’s gonna be able to control himself tonight. you looking like this, all relaxed from the alcohol. he’s embarrassingly hard in his pants, and he crosses his legs as to not draw attention to himself. you’re leaning on him, talking away about miscellaneous things, james nodding along but not really listening. instead thinking of what it would feel like to fuck your tits, play with you til you’re crying. make you pay for all the years he’s spent wasted on other girls when he could been with you.
he gets snapped out of his thoughts when you literally do snap in his face.“james! hellooo? woah, you really are out of it today.”
he can’t take it anymore, he abruptly gets up, blabbering out how he’s gotta get out of here, how he doesn’t wanna do anything he regrets, and then you’re grabbing him by the waist and turning him around before he can reach the doorknob.
“what is it that’s bothering you this much?” you look him up and down, and then you spot the hardon in his jeans. and yeah, now you know what’s been bothering him so much. james groans when he realizes you realized, and covers his face with his hands.
“can i please just lea-“
“you want me to help you with that?” okay. woah. james is paralyzed, mouth moving but no sounds coming out, until you make a move for him, taking your hand and pushing on his hard on, rubbing in slow circles and james’ brain immediately blanks. and then he’s leaning down and kissing you. it’s sloppy, wet, and with too much teeth and tongue but james couldn’t give a fuck. he’s got you. he grabs onto your waist, hoisting you up and dragging you over to the bed, sheets still unmade from when you left in the early morning. james keeps kissing you, fucking your mouth with his tongue and groaning into you.
he only lets up when you push him away for air. whimpering out a little “please, james…” and then he’s kissing and sucking on your neck, tearing your clothes off and not even bothering to unbutton his shirt, just ripping it and hearing buttons go flying.
“you know how fucking crazy you make me” you whine as james cups a hand over your pussy, covered only by thin lacy underwear now. “gonna make you pay for all those nights i haven’t been able to touch you. lay back.” you do exactly as you ask, and james acts on those sinister thoughts from earlier, removing his underwear and straddling your stomach, feeling up your bare breasts. he opens his mouth, sticking out his tongue and letting spit dribble down to the valley between your tits, getting you all wet for him there. he grabs your breasts in his big hands, pushing them together and then he slides his cock in between the little space left, groaning as he starts to fuck your tits.
“holy fuck, you’re such a dream.. look at you. have barely touched you and you’re already gone. stick your tongue out.” you do as you’re told of course. and james slides his cock all the way up until the tip pushes on your tongue on the upstroke. you swirling around the pink tip every time you get a chance. james keeps moaning, saying the filthiest fucking things to you. his thrusts get sloppy.
“fuck, ‘m gonna cum. keep your mouth open. gonna empty myself in between those pretty lips of yours.” james lets go of your tits to shuffle further up your body, jerking himself off quick and tight, before coming with a groan into your waiting mouth. you stay still, letting him do what he wants with you, pushing the droplets of cum that missed back into your mouth.
you’re mewling for stimulation. and james of course will give you anything that you ask. he shuffles down your body, face right in front of your pussy and blowing air on it. making you kick your legs out and squirm. he grabs your thighs to make you stay still, and then licks a stripe up your curb. your squeal, closing your legs around his head now that he’s let go of him, which he lets you do enthusiastically. you grab at his hair and hump his face, whining and moaning and then screaming when james pushes two fingers into you at the same time he sucks your clit into his mouth.
you’re gonna cum so quick. james can feel it. he won’t let it happen. your moans get more high pitched, and when you start to pulse around him he pulls his fingers out quick. making your legs kick out again and slam down on the bed. crying at being denied. “james..! please!”
“not yet. told you i was gonna make you pay.” james is already hard again. he pushes his fingers back into you and immediately goes back to fucking you relentlessly with them. repeating the cycle of pulling away over and over again.
“tell me you’re sorry for making me wait.”
“fuck james.. ‘m sorry. didn’t know you liked me like that. wanted this f-for so long.. so sorry. wanted you so bad, i’m sssorry!”
“i’m not convinced.” james taunts. pulling out again. tears fall from your eyes. hands gripping the sheets of the bed hard, and you vaguely remember you’re in a hotel room and you’ve got neighbors, but the thought leaves your mind as quick as it came.
“please jamie… wanted it for so long i’m so sorry. i’m sorry. please… fuck me. want your cock so bad. wanna cum. i need you. i’m so ffucking s-sorry!” you’re full on sobbing, mascara running, hand thrown over your eyes as james’ fingers slow again inside you.
you get ready to be denied again, but instead immediately after you feel james’ fingers leave you, you feel something bigger in its place pushing at your entrance. james comes up to lean over you, resting on his forearms above you. pushing in without a word of warning and you wail again.
“ffuck… this pussy is so fucking tight.. oh god. gonna make me cum so quick. you want that? want me to fill you up?” you nod frantically when you realize he’s finally gonna let you get yours after being denied time and time again. bringing your legs up to wrap around his waist as he starts to nudge impossibly deep into you.
“shit.. yeah you do. first i want you to cream all over my cock. think you can do that for me? can feel you squeezing me. so close, aren’t you?”
you are. you really are. james leans down and gives you marks all up your neck, licking and sucking. grinding hard into you, hips pressed against each other. you bring a hand down to rub your clit, and it only takes a few tight circles before you’re gone. your other hand wraps up around his neck, pulling him down so he’s pressing you into the mattress.
“fuck.. there it is baby. that’s it.. f-feels so good. oh..” james keeps thrusting into you, faster, harder, fucking you through your orgasm so he can get his. he pushes your head to the side so he can kiss you, moaning into your mouth as you feel him spill into you with a groan before pulling away from your lips. “auh.. fuck! oh shit…” james leans back on his knees, hips still making tiny jolts in you. he pulls out almost all the way, leaving just the tip in and reaching down to jerk his cock, pushing out the last of his orgasm.
when he pulls out he groans at the sight of you leaking with his cum, reaching down to push it back into you. you whine, grabbing a pillow and holding it to your face. you’re exhausted, thoroughly worn out, but he doesn’t wanna let this be done yet. he’s already twitching again. you’re gonna be in for a rough night.
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can y’all tell i’m ovulating.
thinkin about dilf dave who absolutely loves spoiling his girl sexually!! loves doing anything and everything she wants, whether it be him treating her like a toy or vice versa 🫣
OHMYGOD?!?!?! no cus i can just IMAGINE him letting u do whatever u want to him because he does anything for his little princess and completely let's you milk him dry.. PROVE ME WRONG!!!
he would literally be overstimulating himself until you're satisfied and fill every hole. OR if YOU want him to treat you like an even bigger slut? he's pounding your sweet pussy until sun rise. he can't get enough of u and he mixed praise and degration SO WELL? saying shit like "yeah, you're so good at taking it, baby.. this cock is all yours." , "fuck, you're gonna be the death of me, sweetheart.." , "good job, baby. making daddy so happy."
JUST AHHHHHHH and he would spoil the shit out of you with toys?!?! he would get you like custom chokers that say 'daddy's girl' and call you that the WHOLE time.
im sorry the brainrot is actually unreal i need this man to fuck me to tomorrow
YALL NEED 2 SEND IN DAVE ASKS !!!!!!
I AKMSOST FORGOT SOMEONES BIRTHDAT...... HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE OMG 62 ALREADY?!?!?!?
ill exclusively be writing him for a few days so send in asks pls 🙏
(im seeing him Saturday:333)
PH MY GOD?!?+(1[[
MEAN DAVE WITH A DEGRATION KINK MEAN DAVE WITH A DEGRATION KINK MEAN DAVE ..... him js using your body for his own pleasure, pulling at your hair n fucking u so hard n fast that your just going limp n screaming. i can imagine him shoving his fingers down your throat n saying smt like "shut up, fuckin slut. need the neighbors to hear you getting railed? your such a fucking whore." AND SPIT KINK OMLLMSKLWLN
SAGE OMG YESSSSSSS!!! dave would be so rough and mean with you!! like imagine he's fucking you from behind and he's got a grip on your hair, pulling your head back far enough to make eye contact with you. and then he spits in your open mouth. no warning. nothing. and when you don't swallow right away because it took you off guard, he yanks your hair harder and tells you to quit being a stupid slut and swallow it. i think sometimes he'd spit on you whether your mouth was open or not; your his, and he can do whatever he damn well pleases. and if he spits on you and you smile back? he's fucking into harder, calling you his personal fuck toy.
i need this man in a way that is concerning to feminism
OKAY OKAY i know this man is so cute and wholesome like just LOOK at him guys 😭😭🙏
BUT WHEN HES JUST STARING?!?!?!?!?
like babe PLEASE close your eyes❗️ YOURE SCARIN THE HOES 😭🏃♀️
DW GUYS IM COOKING UP ANOTHER REQ RN BE PATIENT !!!
Bad boy!Dave accidentally making his sensitive gf cry/feel bad and he tries to comfort her by kissing and cuddling (or sum else yk *wink wink*)
i actually love this req anon 🙊🙊
you two were watching a movie, some sex scenes and whatnot. but of course, Dave's gonna say something about the actress, making goo goo eyes at her and commenting on her body. you noticed and kept to yourself when he shifted around and groaned in his seat. him saying things like "damn, look at her" and "god- she's beautiful" when she looks nothing like you, different body shape and a blonde, of course.
you stopped watching the movie, kind of curling into a ball on the couch and moved away from his touch.
he looked over, seeing how you were acting. he was confused, putting his hand on your thigh.
"somethin' wrong, pretty?"
he asked, genuinely wanting to know what was bothering his baby.
"oh, you think im pretty? yeah, right..."
you mumbled the last part, already starting to get emotional over something that didn't need to be a big problem.
"what?? of course i think so-"
he shook his head, giving an eye roll.
he leaned in to kiss your cheek, though you pushed him away and wipes the kiss stain off of your skin. he was just heated now.
"what the fuck is up with you?!"
he yelled, making you burst into tears. he knew you were sensitive to yelling, hiding your face in your thighs. muttering the words "im sorry" over and over again.
of course he felt like shit for making his girl cry, trying to comfort you by rubbing your back and playing with your hair.
"don't be sorry- that was- my fault, i know, i know."
he sighed, kissing your head.
"cmon, let's go,"
he picked you up over his shoulder, bringing you to your shared room and sat you down on the mattress.
"tell me what's wrong, baby. please?"
he wiped your tears, seeing how red and puffy they were. he kissed your cheeks, trying to make you happier.
"you... you were-"
you sniffled, looking away from the other.
"saying things about her.. on tv,"
you mumbled softly, looking back at Dave.
"oh honey,"
he brought you into a hug, lifting you up to your feet and shoved your face into his chest, caressing the back of your head.
"you know it's just a celebrity crush-"
he tried, but you spoke up again.
"she looks nothing like me! it makes me think im not even your type.."
Dave pouted, you looked up and he started kissing your forehead.
"are you kidding? you're so gorgeous. a beautiful face, eyes, smile.... body."
he whispered that last part, making your face heat up a little bit.
"cmon- you're such a beautiful girl compared to any of those sluts on tv."
you started laughing, smiling, trying not to cry or let out happy tears from Dave's words of affirmation.
"see! look at that pretty smile."
he chuckled, kissing all over your face.
"and if you don't believe me..."
he eyed the bed behind you, giving a smirk.
"maybe i can fuck it outta you, hm? make you my person slut, how's that?"
he whispered in your ear, earning a gasp out of you when he rubbed his bulge against your thigh.
you just nodded quickly, getting away from Dave's tight hold, taking your shirt and shorts off.
he did the same, stripping to his boxers, you in your undergarments.
he kept eyeing you, running his hands up and down the sides of your torso.
"god- i love you so much."
he said, putting sloppy kisses up and down all over your body.
"all mine, yeah?"
"mmhm.."
you moaned out, him pushing you onto the bed, his head in between your legs, leaning down to put soft kisses against your clothed clit making your thighs contract around his head.
"Dave-"
he hooked his fingers under your underwear, pulling down before he ran his fingers through your slick folds.
"what? wanna taste you, sweetheart."
you leaned back into the pillows, relaxing your body as you tangled your hand in his curls.
he attached his mouth to your hole, nudging your clit with his nose. the friction made you squeal, which only made Dave more turned on.
he was too busy eating you out to try and pleasure himself, only grinding against the edge of the mattress when he could.
bringing his mouth up to your clit, sucking and licking harshly on it to get you to your release, making eye contact with you while he did.
you shoved his face down more, cumming all over his face before you almost screamed in pleasure.
he lifted his head up, mouth and chin smothered in your fluids, biting your lip from the sight.
"my turn now, princess."
he smacked your thigh, flipping you over on your knees, grabbing your hips and shoving himself inside of your cunt, groaning from how warm and tight it was.
"fuck! already wanna cum, baby."
he wrapped his arms around your stomach, bunny humping you, hitting hard and deep thrusts which made you moan, shoving your face deep inside of your pillow.
"ah, ah. let me hear those pretty little noises."
he demanded, slapping your ass and gripping onto your hips before you got louder.
"there you go. that's my girl-"
he groaned before letting out a whine, cumming inside and filling you up, not stopping with his thrusts, wanting to make sure you came around him again.
his seed dribbled out of your cunt down your thighs, cumming around his length and gripping the sheets.
"that felt good, hm? yeah?"
he chuckled, flipping you over on your back again as he got ontop of you, sucking hickeys onto your neck.
"so pretty... gonna make everyone know you belong to me."
you held his head in place, moaning everytime he bit down onto your sensitive skin.
"you're fucking mine. yknow that, baby?"
you nodded, letting out louder whines just to get Dave worked up.
"Good-"
he tackled you into a hug, cuddling you. he wrapped his arms around your waist, kissing your face.
"love you so much."
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