I Think We Can All Agree That Old James Would Be SUCH A Complete And Utter Tease. Please Tell Me I'm

RAAAHHHH SEND IN SOME 80S DAVE PLEASEEEE IM GOING FERAL !!!!

HE SAIS WHAT???? BE A WHAT AND WHAT YOUR WHAT?

hi, luv! (if people notice me, no you don’t i’m everywhere) can you write sucking off load era kirk, i was watching the 1997 live in salt lake city and i’m quaking!! 🥲 thank you, sweets! <3

uhhhm.... YES!! because just look how FINE this man is in this era with his piercing and everything.. RAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! (i need him & '96 Jason too bad 💔) this man was such a menace too oh good lord 🙏

honestly, sucking this man off ESPECIALLY in this era would be SUCH a fucking DREAM im telllinggggg you. this man could literally fuck you silly just by a blow job it's crazy.

at first he'd be a little slow, just making sure you can handle yourself and then he'd be like, "good job, princess.. taking all of it like a good girl," while taking a second to catch his breath before shoving you all the way down on him, hand in your hair so hard he's making knots and his left on your throat, feeling his dick poke out.

everytime you bob your head down if you close your eyes, he'll give you two light slaps (basically taps) on your cheek saying, "cmon, gotta look at me, baby." and "yeah, right there.. atta girl.." when you look up and start making eye contact again. he'll start to get comfortable again and lean his head back, groaning, letting the rumbles come out of his throat.

when you start to finally slow down and use your hands on him more, he just looks down at you, head tipped to the side as he softly caresses your cheek.

"gettin' tired already, baby?"

"let me help,"

he'd smile all genuine before putting both hands on your head and starts fucking your mouth like it's a different hole. he's in balls deep as you can barely take it, gagging around him as drool seeps out of your mouth, lubricating his dick even more mixing with his precum.

the vibration from your moans are enough to make him finish and end his high, he's pretty much just getting off at the sight of you now. you try to steady yourself by putting your hands on his thighs but he's already done before you can get another breath in.

yanking your head back, he jerks himself off for a second before painting your face with himself. it's going in all different directions while he's giving you slight whines and grunts with his head tipped back.

his hips jerk up for a moment before he looks back at you, giving a cocky smile, "hah.. shit- looks like you had a fun time, heh?" and "thank you baby, fuck you were so good," he'd grin and kiss you on the lips softly before getting up to go get a wash cloth to clean you up.

Hear me out. reader “Bullying” (sexual teasing 🤓) Sub!Dave for being so soft and “weak” with Her but he acts like a tough guy out in public.

Like I can just see him being all shy with her behind closed doors and being really needy but the second someone else is in the room, They’d never know Dave likes being topped by his girlfriend.

Also not a mommy kink, but a ma’am kink.

i can imagine 80s Dave definitely being like this🤭

he would let you ride him, wanting to see howl beautiful you were on top and he seemed to like it.... a lot. he would have his head leaning back on the headboard of the bed, squirming as you bounce faster and faster, him whining loudly with tears in his eyes. he was so deep inside, he couldn't help himself.

"ffuck.. f-fuck! bbaby, slower hun-" he looked up, face all red and puffy, along with his eyes, moving his hands up to your hips to try and slow you down to a pace he could take easily.

you stopped completely before ripping his hands off of you and holding them both together by his wrists, him giving a pout. you leaned towards his ear, whispering to him, "you can take what i give you, ain't that right, Davie?" you pulled away, caressing his cheek with your free hand. he leaned his face into your touch, face stained with tears. "if you move, you're not getting your release, you understand?" you asked, tipping your head to the side.

Dave whined as he just nodded at your words, "can't hear you, baby. speak up for me." you huffed. he looked up at you through his fluffy bangs, "y-yes....ma'am" you smiled before grinding against his hard on, him throwing his head back at the touch.

he kept involuntarily thrusting his hips up, trying to get more friction despite his plead for you to go slower. you eyed him at his movement, but let it go. "thought you wanted it slower," you chuckled "fuccck you're needy." he whined at the comment but you just kissed him to make him shut up.

he was moaning into your mouth as you started to fuck yourself on his cock, biting on your bottom lip. you pulled away and he started to look more and more fucked out. he looked so pretty like this and he didn't even know it.

"i-i- baby- close.. 'm close- so close, pplease.."

he was trying so hard not to fill your throbbing cunt, genuinely trying so hard to have any type of self control.

"dunno, do you deserve it?"

"mh- mhm!! please- i- i-i'll do anything baby, please- wanna fill you up so bad, need it so bad.."

he wasn't gonna stop begging, kissing his softly one more time, him looking up at you lazily. "can i?" he asked, voice all soft and breathy. you nodded before he broke out of your hold, him wrapping his arms around your torso, pulling you two together before fucking into you at a pace you were going at before, just staring at his dick thrusting in and out of your tight pussy. it just turned him on so much more, him immediately shooting his seed inside of you.

you moaned, a string of "Dave"'s leaving your mouth. he gasped when he came, a high pitched moan leaving his lips, holding the back of your head softly. "thank you s' much- love you- i love you.." he mumbled.

he kissed all over your face, pulling put before covering the both of you with the big comforter, immediately drifting off to sleep.

I need all of them to do this to me

I want him to grab me and throw me over his shoulder, I’ll definitely kick my legs but I secretly like it🙂

OH MY GODDDUFFUB ,???;@!

OH MY GOOOODDDD SYN !!!!! can we take a moment for jerking off subby dave 🏃‍♀️ cus just imagine this man whining and begging for you to go faster but you just go painfully slow. ALSO when he's about to cum you tell him no and put a finger over his slit but he still ends up cumming with your denial like 🙏🙏🙏

oh lord, sage…subby dave will be the death of me...also this one is a bit shorter than my others but yknow it happens LMAO

he’s a mess underneath you. your hand is wrapped around his flushed cock, stroking it excruciatingly slow. dave begs for you to move faster, cheeks stained with tears. he’s so fucking hard, and your pace is making things so much worse.

“please, sweetheart, please go faster…need it so bad. need you so bad,” he whines breathlessly, hands grasping at the sheets and thrusting up into your hand. you pull away from him, giving his cock a light slap, “you’ll take what i give you, understand?” He nods, whimpering out, “i’m sorry.”

you smile down at him as you bring your hand back to his cock, continuing to stroke him at your previous pace. he’s out of breath, gasping when your thumb runs over the head. “i’m close, sweetheart…gonna make me cum,” he groans, eyes squeezing shut. “no,” you state, looking him straight in the eyes, “you’ll only cum when i let you.”

dave is struggling to hold back. his need to let go is becoming overwhelming, and tears begin to well in his eyes. when you run your thumb over his slit again, he loses it. dave cries out, shaking as he cums into your hand, muttering apologies for disobeying you. you shush him, using your clean hand to brush his hair, “it’s ok, baby. My hand felt too good, didn’t it? you couldn't hold it in any longer, huh? that’s ok, you did so good for me.”

Giving Dave a blowjob then him teasing about how wet you got like “aw is my girl all wet from giving me a blowie” fucking asshole

EHEHEHEJHEHEHE im sp sorry i haven't been posting too guys </3

idkw but im lowk obsessed w brat tamer dave 😭 so we're gonna do that!!!!!

you're getting ready to go out with Dave and the band, wearing a pretty revealing black dress. it cupped your breasts perfectly and had a lace lining, it was short and tight, Dave sending you glares.

"does this one look good, baby?"

you asked, looking back at him, giving a genuine, innocent smile.

"you're going out dressing like that?"

the tone in his voice was jealous, him rolling his eyes.

"huh?? i thought it looked nice..?"

you gave a pout, thinking he was calling you ugly or fat or something.

he walked over to you, pulling you into a back hug.

"oh, ofcourse it does, sweetheart."

he mumbled, kissing your neck and running his hands down your tits and leaving them on your belly.

"but how do you think the guys are gonna respond to my pretty girl? hm?"

he whispered in your ear, "maybe like... this?"

he rubbed his half hard dick on your ass, him still clothed. you gasped once you felt it, giving a whine.

"trynna show off? only i get to see you like this, hon."

he groaned, gripping at your hips.

"cmon, on your knees, pretty."

he tried pushing on your shoulders, you did as he said, looking up at him with your hands on his thighs.

he unbuttoned his pants, taking himself out, holding it for you.

"suck it, cmon,"

he made a 'come here' signal with his fingers, him glaring at you once you didn't move.

"open up."

his voice got a little more demanding, you kept looking up at him, trying to look innocent.

"fine," he groaned before he roughly grabbed your hair, whining at the pull. he pried your mouth open and shoved himself down your throat, making you gag.

you tried to push him off of you, trying to suck it normally, him shaking his head and slapping the bulge in your cheek.

"im gonna do it myself since someone wants to be a brat, hm?"

he rolled his eyes, grabbing your throat so he could feel himself go in and out of you. he groaned at how tight it was, fucking your mouth like it was the last thing on earth.

"yeah.. you feel so good. awh, you wanna do it yourself?"

you nodded, tears running down your face, mascara ruining your makeup.

"mm.. do you deserve it though, sweetie?"

he teased and you nodded again, he laughed at your state.

"go,"

he huffed, slapping your cheek again. you pulled him out for a moment to catch your breath, whining once you put it back in, sucking at a faster pace, trying your best to please your boyfriend.

"sh- fuck.."

you kept gagging, trying to deep throat him. he just kept groaning and shoving your head down again.

he looked down, pulling out before he shoved himself back into his boxers, grabbing you and putting you over his lap.

"fuck.. do you want it, baby?"

he hummed, pulling your dress up to slap your ass, you whined at the hit.

"cmon, answer me, pretty girl."

you nodded, basically crying in his lap.

"mmh... gonna have to bed for it then, brat."

he slapped your clothed pussy, making you jump.

he felt how damp your panties were, him having a shit eating smirk on his face.

"awh, is my girl all wet from giving me a blowie?"

he laughed at how pathetic you were, him tugging your panties down as he teased your entrance, rubbing your clit unapologetically slow.

"mm.. dave-"

you whined, trying to back up into his touch.

"please- go in, daddy.."

"what was that?"

he slapped your pussy again, letting out a yelp now.

"touch me, please.."

he kissed your head before he threw you onto the bed, taking himself out as he put his tip to your entrance.

he pushed in, grabbing a handful of your ass, fucking into you, face shoved into the sheets as his mouth was right next to your ear.

"that feel better now?"

he teased, doing deep and slow thrusts.

you moaned in response, backing yourself onto him.

"fuckin' whore."

he pulled you up by your hair, wrapping his hands around your belly as he went as fast as his body would let him.

"sh..sh,"

he shoved his fingers in your mouth, moaning around them.

he brought a hand down to toy with your clit, making you finish immediately. he came not so long after.

"cmon, gonna be late."

he helped you get dressed, wiping your tears.

"did so good, but do what daddy says next time, mkay?"

you nodded, hugging him as you were shaking a bit from the roughness.

"good girl, learning your lesson."

he kissed you, holding your hand as you both drove off to the restaurant.

OMG THANK YOU FOR THE FOLLOW BACK !!! :]]

ofc!! i literally follow everyone back unless you're some kind of weirdo 😭😭 but i will guarantee a follow back 99.9% of the time !!!

YALL NEED 2 SEND IN DAVE ASKS !!!!!!

I AKMSOST FORGOT SOMEONES BIRTHDAT...... HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE OMG 62 ALREADY?!?!?!?

ill exclusively be writing him for a few days so send in asks pls 🙏

(im seeing him Saturday:333)

OH MY GOD CONGRATS BRO 😭😭😭😭😭😭

GRANDPA DAVE IS REAL