GOING TO THE DOCTOR

finding out that ‘dont treat me rough treat me really niceys” is an actual lana del rey lyric and not just a funny meme phrase was damaging enough to my psyche

but then i looked up the lyrics and not only is that line directly after the lyric “drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icies” (rhyming niceys with icies) but also the first line of the song is “my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”. ms del rey this is disastrous what are you doing

Trisha is so real and some people aren’t ready to face that (ignore that she’s dressed like Ringo and saying it’s John)

let’s scam with mama

god is dead

Dobby Pussy Indulgence

Your disordered thinking has bewitched me fair maiden

say what you will about trisha paytas but she had her finger on the pulse with this one