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The last words of all Last Lifers.

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Jimmy: Ow! Ow! No I’m not! I’m not! I can’t! I can’t! I can’t be gone! I can’t be gone! No, no OW! Oh, I’m actually dying! I’m dea—

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Mumbo: OH! OH! JIMMY’S GONE! What, you just killed Jimmy!! You just killed Jimmy! Oh my goodness! GRIAN! Grian! You can’t— you shouldn’t be doing that! NO NO! *incomprehensible gibberish* I almost got myself! I almost got myself! Oh my goodness! No I’m on 2 hearts!

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Skizzleman: Oh no, they got backup now! Gimme that! Ah!

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Impulse: As soon as it’s dead, let’s get him. Yeah. Where is he?

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Lizzy: WOAH! Bdubs! What are you doing?!

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Bdubs: I HAVE TO! I HAVE TO! I AHHH! I HAVE TO! Ok! Alright! Ok! I had to! Etho—

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Tango: Ok. And I think that— OHHH!!!

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BigB: No! No! Cleo this is not— I’m gonna die! Cleo!

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Scar: Why is Etho a witch? Let’s kill the witch. Oh poor Etho. Kill the witch!

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Cleo: Get him! Get him! Oh here we go!

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Grian: Oh my god! I’m going down! Not like this! Not like thi—

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Etho: You know how this ended last time Joel.

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Joel: No! Not like this! Leave me leave me! Team! Team!

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Pearl: This is not ideal. Why is he targeting me right now? This is— he’s killing all of my dogs. Oh no! Oh no!

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Martin: oh no no no! I’ve fallen down a hole! Oh no! No no no no no! Oh the zombie’s here as well!

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Ren: Alright. Alright alright. Let’s regroup here. I don’t think I can get him with the lava bucket. Stupid skele—

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Scott: Just me and Binkie. We finally did it. There’s only one way.

boatem pole !

shout out to the guy who just got this boat stuck sideways in the suez canal, crippling word shipping

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A pretty girl walks by my locker

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HOLD UP HOW WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS

well that really mumbos my jumbos