๐๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐: *has a literal hellhound to guard the underworld*
๐๐น๐๐ผ ๐๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐: *when he sees Cerberus* CUTIE ALERT ๐จ stop ๐ค right there young pupperโผ๏ธโผ๏ธwhere's my little cuppy cake ๐ฐ cuddle train ๐ go choo choo ๐จ next stop โ you ๐ whose my sweet little baby boy ๐๐ you โผ๏ธโผ๏ธ yes you are ๐๐
Don't be ashamed of your thigh .
Atleast it's not popping drunk babies out of it.
Will the elusive pigeon fly away ?
Fuck Pigeons by Felicia Chiao.
This is it, the best news story (from BBC news):
kaz:
inej:
jesper:
wylan:
nina:
matthias:
basically the plot of six of crows & crooked kingdom:
Barbie BF Oppenheimer GF
ngl but if i were a boy i would have been the best boyfriend
No offence, but Alan Turing didn't kick the Nazis' collective ass for you to run around saying that you're too gay to learn mathematics.
good morning tumblrinas
people always tell me โoh but you always reread the same three booksโ like yeah bitch i stole my personality from them sometimes i need to brush up on the details
Every Slytherin :