@valhatesmaiko For U Pookie X

I STARTED HOUSE MD! :ºD

I'm so full of fluids and bones. I got all kinds of stuff in here

baby what's wrong, you've barely touched your 18 pounds of cokane 12 pounds of crake and 7 male stripers (diverse)

yukako🎀

*helps a bug outside so people don't kill it*

*flash forward and I'm convicted of a crime I didn't commit*

*no lawyer touches the case for me*

*everyone hears a buzz and turns around*

*the bug is wearing a tiny suit with a tiny suitcase and becomes my defense attorney*

Marcille: so what’s for d-

Laios, already grabbing the nearest monster:

dr cuddy’s weekly performance review

they're banned from penguin sniper

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had a dream that I had a pair of headphones whose "low battery" sound was a weak and hacking dry cough