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Expanding on the Miraculous Vigilante!au

Under the cut because boy do I tend to ramble.

(I’m going to tag all posts regarding this au as #mlvigilante!au so feel free to contribute if you’d like.)

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[ID: Two images showing a digital comic of the character Ladybug from Miraculous. In the first comic, it shows Ladybug looking at her yoyo, waiting for a response from Chat Noir as he types. Her previous messages say, “hey its been a bit r u still coming for patrol? just wanna make sure u remember we changed the time.” Chat Noir responds back, “Sorry, got caught up with talking to my family. Coming now” and he adds a smiley face at the end.

Ladybug thinks to herself, “Chat Noir has a family… I wonder what they’re like?” It cuts to show a picture that’s labeled “Chat Noir’s Family according to Ladybug’s mental image.” It shows civilian Chat Noir sitting in a chair. He still has his cat ears even with no mask. A black cat with a bowtie is sitting on the backrest of the chair and is labeled “M. Noir.” There’s another black cat with a ribbon tied around the neck sitting on the chair’s armrest labeled, “Mme. Noir.” In a box on Chat Noir’s lap, there are two kittens inside labelled, “litter of little siblings.” Ladybug is trying not to laugh at her own imagination. 

In the second comic, it starts by saying, “After identity reveal.” Ladybug looks furious and says, “I cannot believe M. Noir turned out to be Gabriel Agreste,” with Gabriel Agreste underlined. There’s a picture of a cat with a bowtie labelled, “cute fluffy cat dad” that’s there in direct comparison to a picture of Gabriel labelled, “DISGUSTING.” Ladybug keeps on talking, “mon chaton deserves only the best parents this world has to offer!” Then, a lightbulb pops over Ladybug’s indicating she has an idea. She smirks to herself as she thinks, “I have the best parents.” The word I is underlined. The next panel shows her with a bigger smirk as she thinks, “Plan to Get Chat Noir a New Family: Step 1. Convince Adrien on the merits of eloping.” There’s a cartoony drawing of Marinette on one knee proposing to Adrien. End ID]  

the drawn version of a post i made a couple days ago. in summary of that post i want marinette to think about what chat noir’s civilian life is like. and i want her to come up with the most bizarre conclusion possible because she really cant imagine chat noirs life at all. and also because she cant contemplate him being anything but a catboy.

bonus: 

[ID: Ladybug holding a cat while Chat Noir watches. Ladybug says, “chat noir look its ur sibling!” He replies back, “m’lady i’m not related to every cat in paris.” She responds, “so u r related to some?” with r and some underlined. End ID] 

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Chapters: 1/105 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Mary Macdonald/Marlene McKinnon Characters: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Marlene McKinnon, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Regulus Black, Severus Snape, Alice Longbottom, Frank Longbottom, Hope Lupin, Minerva McGonagall, Original Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - Rock Band, Marauders Era (Harry Potter), Gay Sirius Black, Bisexual Remus Lupin, Lesbian Marlene McKinnon, Lesbian Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), extreeeeeeme slow burn, please just trust me, they'll get together, Angst with a Happy Ending, Internalised Homophobia, on both ends haha, remus is a music writer, Anonymously, and sirius is a musical genius, what a power couple, POV Remus Lupin, POV Sirius Black, and so much found family, who doesn't love that?, Oh and Also, its the nineties bitches Summary:

“You’d choose to give everything up for just music?”

“It was always more than just music for me.”

And Remus looked at him then, really looked at Sirius, because something seemed familiar about this. Have I met you before?

It’s January 1997, and Remus has just begun the spring term of his first year at Hartwell University.

He’s pretty content, with his show at the radio station and a secret music website on the side. Over the summer, when Remus found out that padfoot, one of the commenters on his site, was the anonymous lead singer from a band he wrote about, the two started emailing and became fast friends.

Obviously, padfoot is Sirius, who’s attending school halfway across the country. But then something happens with his band, and Sirius, James, and Peter have to transfer to a new university midway through the year. Only, it’s the same one that Remus goes to.

Remus, who Sirius has no idea is actually moony, the sarcastic music writer who fills up his inbox nearly every night.

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they’re soulmates your honor