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no kwami/ superpowers
hawkmoth is the kingpin of the notorious crime ring terrorizing paris under the name “Akuma”
organized crime is at an all time high, and no one feels safe anymore
surprise surprise, the police are useless
enter: marinette duapin cheng, sweet and cunning and tired of seeing her city being terrorized
so she obscures her identity, setting out into the night streets armed only with her wits, 7 years of aikido lessons, and the burning desire to clean up the streets
soon all the tabloids are talking about a faceless heroine dubbed “the ladybug“ taking down muggers left and right around paris’ seedy underbelly
enter: adrien agreste, who’s inspired by the stories and tired of living his oppressively structured life
so he suits up as well, masking his recognizable face as he and his fencing sabers seek out the mysterious vigilante
he helps ladybug out of a tight spot, they team up
im talking infiltrating hideouts
im talking “cut off one head and two more take its place”
im talking red-x’d pictures and yarn stretched across a cork board
imagine the student in their class arguing. “well i think they should just leave it to the authorities!” chloe shouts. “yeah, like the cops could do anything without the help of Ladybug and Chat Noir,” Alya counters
half of paris loves the duo, and the other half want them off the streets for good
its basically netflix daredevil au at this point I KNOW
im talking stakeouts
im talking drug busts
im talking midnight motorcycle chases
VIGILANTE!AU
they’re soulmates your honor
i hate school
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@iooiu-doth-know HELP
Miraculous but Gabriel is like my friend's french dad
season 2 Utahime <3
by her own definition chat noir must’ve been giving marinette the biggest mix of green flags and red flags ever like. he tells jokes and makes puns. red flag. but then she likes his humor and it makes saving paris so much more fun. green flag? she doesn’t know who he is because of their secret identities. red flag. she knows him in a way no one else in this world ever will. green. she knows his heart too, trusts him implicitly, and puts her head on his shoulder when the going gets rough. green. she refuses to tell anyone she loves them until she knows everything about them. he tells her he loves her unabashedly, over and over, always so open and upfront about his honest feelings. always her friend and partner, before anything else. he tells her he loves her, not for reciprocation, not to hear it back, but because it’s spilling out of him, and loving her is the most important thing he’s ever done. he’s kind. green. he’s thoughtful, he’s planned elaborate dates with candles and flowers everywhere. green. he’s destroyed the entire world and gotten akumatized in a world where she dared love him back. she doesn’t know his birthday. she doesn’t know his first name. she doesn’t know his schedule, outside of everything they do together. she knows his favorite things, though. knows she’s one of them. knows he’s her favorite too. green. red. green, red.
Valentines is soon upon us
childhood friends
i actually just measured
@sevenpointwofeetall i know where you live and if u threaten me one more time with ur STUPID BOTTLED MILK i will hunt u FOR SPORT