I Literally Love Hoary Bats So Much Like Look At Him He Give Hug

guns are for cowards

swing a sword at me like a Real Man

i really hope theories are right and there's more coming cuz i really cannot reckon with my card being declined after checking that it would work a bunch of times making me get priced out of seeing my favorite band literally ever

christmas eve what about christmas adam

THERE'S STILL A PLAYGROUND LIKE THIS IN MY TOWN ITS AMAZING

I can feel…the serotonin and dopamine dropping…i need to make…Crafts

i must make…

b e a d l i z a r d

Enjoy some Classic StarWars Bloopers.

rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable!!!

I don’t have a lot of ambitions in life but one thing on my bucket list is to marry a cactus

like

I have no intention of getting for real married to anyone, and I really love the desert, so for the last couple years I’ve just been obsessed by the idea of going out into the Arizona desert and doing wedding photos with a saguaro

I’ve done my research on cactus law and cactus safety. I do not intend to touch the cactus. I merely wish to stand by the cactus or photoshop myself near the cactus in a way that heavily implies the cactus to be my spiky green gay husband, so I can hang it in a discreet area of my home and stare at wistfully whenever a guest or family member or whatever talks about settling down. Something I can keep in my wallet at work that I can whip out when people ask about the ring on my finger

Again, I have done the planning. There is a wedding dress in my closet. I have a Pinterest board for this. I have spoken with a potential photographer. I just need to get to Arizona