Tumblr Is My Favorite Social Media Because It’s The Only Place I Can Escape The Godforsaken Phrase

a few days ago i was exploring an abandoned mansion and i found an overgrown swimming pool with computers in it

in honor of pride month heres a funky little drawing of me i did on ms paint! its kinda shitty but thats because i did it on my trackpad :)

not to imply anything, but ive known lots of animals who explicitly hate adult men, but ive never known an animal to explicitly hate non-men, and don't people like to say that animals are the best judges of character?

This blog has been telling you not to trust pelicans for over a decade and this is why

-hair

-musicianship

-freckles

-dress sense

-handwriting

@yikesman03 @harl3quin18 @arsonissexy

I dont have many mutuals

Hi! Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers SPREAD POSITIVITY! 💌😘

-Nose

-Hair color

-My taste in music

-My art style

-My taste in books

@trees-to-meet-you @casualchaos777 @redtailcatfish @simplemosquito @doughnutsadventures @moss-eyes @arsonissexy @loveaquariuslove @felix-the-lord-of-mischief @pan-and-poly-pride

God I wish I was crab with knife, I bet crab with knife doesn’t have to deal with pornbots

*me driving with my headlights off late at night*

incognito mode

I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

logic brain knows that nothing’s gonna happen october 19th. but god do dan and phil love committing to a bit.