Every Time I Listen To “you’re A Mean One Mr. Grinch” I Can’t Help But Sit There And Think “what

Yeah I’m a menace! Yeah I might commit nefarious little crimes! Yeah I might lay in the dirt for entirely too long! Yeah I “talk to birds like I understand them and it’s unnerving”!

if i were simply a ball of moss with no thoughts or feelings that would be great thanks

In the 22nd century, the word homeschooling was replaced with homosexualing. My mom ordered a teacher for me from an organ market and she told me, “Tomorrow you’ll be homosexualed,” and I was homosexualed for three years but Sauron only taught me Tic-Tac-Toe tricks.

and i oop-

accidentally activated my ok google somehow while I was throwing socks at the ferret to get her to attack them

*me driving with my headlights off late at night*

incognito mode

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

hmmm

kids going feral and living in the woods is damaging the capitalism industry