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Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

some of my favs

if you told 16 yo me that i'd be doing maths work for uni at 23:29 at night, i would have probably laughed and told you to fuck off

Sorry LA Knight, my dearest, but CONGRATS TO JACOB FATU!!!

Might be the best DM I have ever received as a tattooer