Genuinely And Unironically My Philosophy Abt Music Has Expanded To “stop Writing Off Music Because

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

Does this apply to the ashley variants (like ashlee, ashly, ashleigh)

reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

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I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

bowser jr and his dad and his dad’s husband eggman

Table of Contents:

Part One: A New Standard Part Two: Types of Parents Part Three: Parents in Literature Part Four: Parents on the Page A Diversion: Reuniting Children With Changed Parents Part Five: Sibling Scenarios Part Six: Sibling Perception Part Seven: Writing Siblings A Diversion: Myths About Writing Close Sibling Relationships A Diversion: Siblings With Age Differences A Diversion: Writing Twins A Diversion: Making Siblings Important Part Eight: Knowing the Outer Family Part Nine: Piblings :: The Cool Extended Parents Part Ten: Qualifying Cousins Part Eleven: Cousin Appearances Part Twelve: Writing Cousins Part Thirteen: The Roots of Friendship Part Fourteen: The Definition of Friend Part Fifteen: Layers of Friendship Part Sixteen: Writing the Best Friend A Diversion: Writing Close Groups of Friends Part Seventeen: Surely Antagonistic Part Eighteen: Evil Manifests as Villain Part Nineteen: Protagonist in the Way Part Twenty: Conversations with Antagonists A Diversion: Writing the Rival to Friend Relationship A Diversion: Writing the Enemy to Grudging Respect Arc Part Twenty-One: Deepened Friendship Part Twenty-Two: Influences of Individual History Part Twenty-Three: Crafting Dates Part Twenty-Four: Expectations Part Twenty-Five: Healthy Relationships Part Twenty-Six: Unhealthy Relationships A Diversion: Writing the Supportive Friend Part Twenty-Seven: When Relationships Unravel Part Twenty-Eight: Mentors, Teachers, and Advisers Part Twenty-Nine: Wise Old Tropes

(Note from Pear: This series is indefinitely open to new posts. As they are added, this post will be updated. Like always, you can find original content in the posts by pear tag and the table of contents tag for series.)

Listen Sanji and kitchen talk never gets old to me. Please take into consideration the following:

1. Sanji walking around with a very, very hot pan saying 'hot behind' and dodging past Nami to plate. She obviously does not take this well and thumps him so hard the pan almost falls. He is very confused, he looks like a kicked puppy. Nami hit him and left while mumbling to herself.

2. Zoro notices how the cook weaves through tight spaces very easily, especially during battle. He doesn't understand why the cook keeps yelling 'on your left!' behind!' 'corner!' at Marines and other pirates. Or why some of them yell back 'heard' or 'got it, left/corner/behind!'. What the fuck.

3. Sanji walking around with a knife and yelling 'Sharp!' as he walks out to do whatever. Franky says he's looking sharp as always cook bro. Sanji thanks as he starts peeling vegetables or something.

4. Law hearing all of this and yells at Sanji to shut up because he just wants some peace and quiet and why the fuck are all the Strawhats so loud. Sanji apologizes because it's a force of habit after being in professional kitchens since he was eight and he doesn't want to hurt him or the crew. When Law asks for further clarification he explains 'hot' and 'sharp' means he's holding something dangerous, obviously, hot pans, hot plates, knives. The 'on your whatever' and 'corner' means he's telling people where he's coming from so there's no collisions. Law is blinking at him is exasperation and agrees that him yelling that is more than acceptable because of who the Strawhats are.

Don’t mind me. Just cleaning your dash

crocs will never be cute

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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