Thought You Were Straight? 🤔

Headcanon: Chuuya being on the ceiling is never planned—it just happens.

One second, he’s standing like a normal person. The next? He’s casually upside down on the ceiling like it’s the most natural thing in the world.

Half the time, he doesn’t even realise he’s doing it. Someone pisses him off? Gravity shifts before he even thinks about it. Need to get out of a conversation? Ceiling. Dazai being insufferable? Ceiling. Need a moment to process? Ceiling.

At this point, the Port Mafia barely reacts. New recruits get spooked when they realise Chuuya is watching them from above like some kind of feral gargoyle, but the executives don’t even bat an eye.

Meanwhile, Dazai has an entire catalogue of dumb jokes. “Flew too close to the sun again, Slug?” “How’s the weather up there?” “Should I start leaving food on the ceiling for you?”

One day, Chuuya’s going to lose patience and dropkick him from above.

Might make this a running series of HCs.. someone please draw feral gargoyle Chuuya on the ceiling I will love you forever...

Not to mention 55 minutes

Akutagawa:

Also Akutagawa: DOES LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE

This frame was too cute not to draw

YES

I think Dazai doesn't know what personal space is💔

YE makes sense I just hope it all goes well!!

DUDE ITS SO WEIRD NOT GETTING NOTIFICATIONS EVERY FEW SECONDS FROM YOU 😭

ITS BECOME MY ROUTINE

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[[ HELP SORRY,,,

most of my stuff is about chuuya and me and partner(????) are in a confusing spot so i don’t really know how to deal . with that.

and yesterday was REALLY confusing and i was locking in but i’m gonna go back to talking today,,,? i’m just not going to mention chuuya until i get clarification,,, do you see my vision,,, ]]

YES!

ITS WET BEAST WEDNESDAY MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSS

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FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!

I forgot Natsume exists

In the old days, a man was taught to forget himself. Today it is quite different: he is taught not to forget himself and he accordingly spends his days and nights in endless self-regard. Who can possibly know peace in such an eternally burning hell?

Natsume Sōseki, I Am a Cat

I keep forgetting i have a tumblr account too

Lmao real

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

Ahem...if your up for another free date...I'm willing to once again pay for you and chuuya to go on a date.....

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@chuyankhr @chuyankhr @chuyankhr

I WANT CRAB!!!!!! hear me out.