No Doubt You Have It, You’re More Likely To Give It To Chuuya, He’s Nice And Clean While You Live

WHAT EVEN IS A WET BEAST

You are a wet beast, but it's okay I'm one as well

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WE ARE WET BEASTS…

that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping........ most blessed feeling in the world

Stop acting like you didn’t, simp

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everybody sit down.

guys does kissing a man actually make me gay.

fr. real talk.

What the fuck

would you hit the blunt if it had christian baby ashes in it?

YES

I think Dazai doesn't know what personal space is💔

WET BEAST WEDNESDAY! I NEARLY FORGOT!

YIPPEE

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HOLY FREAK !!!!!!!!!!!!!

WET BEAST WEDNESDAY !!!!!!!!!

HAPPY WET BEAST WEDNESDAY EVERYBODY !!!!!

Concept: I like the idea of Dr Wollstonecraft and Chuuya being close.

Chuuya: Hey, Doc Stone! Im back, where do you want the shopping?

Dr Wollstonecraft: Oh just leave it out there. Thank you dear I meant to go and get it done but it’s all been a bit hectic around here.

Chuuya: Europole still giving you shit for the upgrades being late?

Dr Wollstonecraft: Even when I keep telling them it’s experimental and will take time to figure out. Never mind develop but it’s all in one ear and out the other.

Chuuya: Tch maybe they should do it themselves if it’s that easy.

Dr Wollstonecraft: Agreed. Though it’s funny you mention that because Percy said something along lines too.

Chuuya, grins: Oh Percy did, did he?

Dr Wollstonecraft: What are you giggling about?

Chuuya: Nothing I just think it’s very sweet of Percy to stand up for you like that. Like some kind of knight in shining armour.

Dr Wollstonecraft: Percy Shelly does not fancy me I can assure you of that.

Chuuya, smug: I never said it was Percy Shelly.

Dr Wollstonecraft: Cheeky. Go on scram, go grab a plate and I’ll get us some dinner on.

*Mrrrr*

I live for these

1) Emotional Ceiling Time

When Chuuya is overwhelmed, sometimes he just removes himself from the situation. Not physically leaving—just… relocating. To the ceiling. Out of reach. It’s his version of taking a deep breath. Dazai: “I take it things aren’t going well.” Chuuya, sprawled upside down, whiskey glass dangling from one hand: “…What gave it away?

2) The Existential Ceiling Crisis

Sometimes, Chuuya just ends up on the ceiling and doesn’t know how or why. One second, he’s pacing. The next? He’s upside down, staring at the floor like it personally wronged him. The worst part? It’s contagious. One time, he was ranting mid-argument, gesturing wildly, when Dazai pointed up at him and said, “You realise you’re on the ceiling, right?” Chuuya paused. Looked down. Looked back at Dazai. “God fucking dammit.”

3) The Passive Aggressive Ceiling Move

Chuuya doesn’t storm out of arguments. He just removes himself from them. Mid-fight with Dazai? He’ll cross his arms and float straight up, glaring down like a disappointed parent.

Part 1 here