Uh-huh.

It's a sskk fanfic competition and your opponent is Asagiri Kafka, who has written:

sskk riding each other

sskk biting each other's neck

sskk having romantic dates on huge ships

Coffee shop!AU

... where sskk try to kill each other in said coffee shop

Inverted!AU

Knight!Akutagawa

"Just the two of us?"/"Do we need any more?"

"Away with you, you fool."

And more to come.

You are not winning.

"chuuya needing a roommate and the only one who shows up is his ex non other than dazai-"

......can i. please ask for any more details that you have🥹🥹 im genuinely sold by the idea i need to hear more from you great artist imsofrancey

YESSSS OFC YOU CAN

Their apartment start looking like a dirty hovel as soon as dazai moves which causes chuuya to lose his mind. they start making everything a bet or a game pretty much like "if you do this (insert erotic game) i'll do the dishes" and so on. so it gets better. dazai manages to pay his rent with online poker and is always playing music too loud to piss chuuya off. chuuya comes back from his club nights at 5am not helping dazai with his insomia at all so at that point they just have breakfast. chuuya busts his ass off at work and dazai goes on to say he's not getting a job because he doesn't want to be part of late stage capitalism, chuuya is not happy hearing this lovely opinion on the economy. they start sleeping in the same bed after a week. they also unconsciously (or very much consciously on dazais part) sabotage any potential relationship for each other. like imagine going home to the guy you're dating and you see his ex living with him and they complete each other's sentences and all. they all run. lots of light drugs are involved cause they are the embodiment of a quarter life crisis

Suffer

telepathically gives you my period

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NOOOOOOOO PLEASE TAKE IT BACK!!!!!!!! TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW I’M SORRY!!!!!! DON’T MAKE ME SUFFER LIKE THIS TAKE ME OUT OF MY MISERY AT LEAST!!!!!

This warmed my cold dead heart

Not to mention 55 minutes

Akutagawa:

Also Akutagawa: DOES LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE

It was 😋

Warheads sour jellybeans are the best

I need to know

Does this look like a fetus to you

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no it looks like a really deformed nerd. like the candy…

i WILL be eating this if anyone puts it in front of me,,

WHAT THE FUCKS A WOMBAT

Baby Dazai

Based off:

Where the Heart is by scrivyner

@sskk-squared

PRETTY PUPPY CHUUYA TRUTH ??????

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@chuyankhr how does this make you feel. how do you sleep knowing my adoring fans recognize you as the mutt you are.

(though i would NEVER use the word pretty to describe you…)

some more sims shenanigans