Just. Gotta Get These Out

Real

I never know when a new BSD chapter's coming out btw, I just open Tumblr and find my mutuals and the entire Bungou Stray Dogs tag screaming.

I live for these

1) Emotional Ceiling Time

When Chuuya is overwhelmed, sometimes he just removes himself from the situation. Not physically leaving—just… relocating. To the ceiling. Out of reach. It’s his version of taking a deep breath. Dazai: “I take it things aren’t going well.” Chuuya, sprawled upside down, whiskey glass dangling from one hand: “…What gave it away?

2) The Existential Ceiling Crisis

Sometimes, Chuuya just ends up on the ceiling and doesn’t know how or why. One second, he’s pacing. The next? He’s upside down, staring at the floor like it personally wronged him. The worst part? It’s contagious. One time, he was ranting mid-argument, gesturing wildly, when Dazai pointed up at him and said, “You realise you’re on the ceiling, right?” Chuuya paused. Looked down. Looked back at Dazai. “God fucking dammit.”

3) The Passive Aggressive Ceiling Move

Chuuya doesn’t storm out of arguments. He just removes himself from them. Mid-fight with Dazai? He’ll cross his arms and float straight up, glaring down like a disappointed parent.

Part 1 here

Happy valentines day losers ignore the fact that this is crappy

…Why am I nit surprised?

Also what sanity?

We know you like crabs but what about hermit crabs

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I DO LIKE THESE GUYS!!!

once i picked up a shell and one lashed out at me but i forgive it because i was intrusive. i would attack anything that picks up my shipping container too....

"chuuya needing a roommate and the only one who shows up is his ex non other than dazai-"

......can i. please ask for any more details that you have🥹🥹 im genuinely sold by the idea i need to hear more from you great artist imsofrancey

YESSSS OFC YOU CAN

Their apartment start looking like a dirty hovel as soon as dazai moves which causes chuuya to lose his mind. they start making everything a bet or a game pretty much like "if you do this (insert erotic game) i'll do the dishes" and so on. so it gets better. dazai manages to pay his rent with online poker and is always playing music too loud to piss chuuya off. chuuya comes back from his club nights at 5am not helping dazai with his insomia at all so at that point they just have breakfast. chuuya busts his ass off at work and dazai goes on to say he's not getting a job because he doesn't want to be part of late stage capitalism, chuuya is not happy hearing this lovely opinion on the economy. they start sleeping in the same bed after a week. they also unconsciously (or very much consciously on dazais part) sabotage any potential relationship for each other. like imagine going home to the guy you're dating and you see his ex living with him and they complete each other's sentences and all. they all run. lots of light drugs are involved cause they are the embodiment of a quarter life crisis

Probably because at least one of them is weed

about chuuya amd dazai's apartment. all the plants seem to be in good shape, who takes care of them?

dazai!!! he takes surprisingly good care of them

I got a notification for this where it cut off at fattest.

I thought it was gonna say shit.

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guess who’s about to take the FATTEST. nap.

on a ROOFTOP no less…

you’re all so jealous.

Lmao real

I think Dazai doesn't know what personal space is💔

My last painting project we had to use only one color with different shades. I painted Chuuya and he was pink. Glad we both agree he looks great in it.

Heres a kinda pink chuuya! Hes so pretty. I mean chuuya is always pretty!

New gloves!!!