And Wears It

…Why am I nit surprised?

Also what sanity?

We know you like crabs but what about hermit crabs

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I DO LIKE THESE GUYS!!!

once i picked up a shell and one lashed out at me but i forgive it because i was intrusive. i would attack anything that picks up my shipping container too....

Happy valentines day losers ignore the fact that this is crappy

This made my dayyyy 🥹

Do Dazai hugging Chuuya!

One of those days

I live for these

1) Emotional Ceiling Time

When Chuuya is overwhelmed, sometimes he just removes himself from the situation. Not physically leaving—just… relocating. To the ceiling. Out of reach. It’s his version of taking a deep breath. Dazai: “I take it things aren’t going well.” Chuuya, sprawled upside down, whiskey glass dangling from one hand: “…What gave it away?

2) The Existential Ceiling Crisis

Sometimes, Chuuya just ends up on the ceiling and doesn’t know how or why. One second, he’s pacing. The next? He’s upside down, staring at the floor like it personally wronged him. The worst part? It’s contagious. One time, he was ranting mid-argument, gesturing wildly, when Dazai pointed up at him and said, “You realise you’re on the ceiling, right?” Chuuya paused. Looked down. Looked back at Dazai. “God fucking dammit.”

3) The Passive Aggressive Ceiling Move

Chuuya doesn’t storm out of arguments. He just removes himself from them. Mid-fight with Dazai? He’ll cross his arms and float straight up, glaring down like a disappointed parent.

Part 1 here

WHY are we putting an octopus wherever we’re putting it?

I am amazing in the kitchen. You could always just give it to me from kindness in your heart even if there’s a little. Also if I touch an octopus I might throw up, gives me the ick, so bad idea if you want me to put it in Chuuya’s drink.

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COME ON IT'S JUST ONE, ITTY BITY OCTOPUS. she's a BABY.

I HAVE MONEY I'LL PAY YOU I'M GETTING DESPERATE. I HATE THAT STUPID MUTT HE FILLS ME WITH ANGER AND I NEED TO SEE HIM SUFFER

*Mrrrr*

Lmao real

I think Dazai doesn't know what personal space is💔

IG IM A WET BEAST 😭

You are a wet beast, but it's okay I'm one as well

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WE ARE WET BEASTS…

I am CACKLING at this

I wonder who Aya's talking about 🤔