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Some soukoku scribbles

IG IM A WET BEAST 😭

You are a wet beast, but it's okay I'm one as well

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WE ARE WET BEASTS…

dialogue, etc is in alt text if you can't read my tiny handwriting (and bc bad image quality hoorayy)

@loulitzin

this was originally going to be one drawing... that didn't go so well. I haven't been drawing as much lately so this isn't my best work, still, I hope you like it!! :D

Dazai and Chuuya inexplicably swapping bodies but they have to try to act like each other so no one suspects something is wrong until they can figure out how to get back in their own bodies

so Kunikida becomes concerned and thinks Dazai hit his head or came down with a fever when Dazai is punctual for once in his life and immediately gets to work when he comes to the office. he finished his paperwork and he's waiting for something else to do (and this blows almost everyone's mind at the agency because what do you MEAN "Dazai" wants to be productive and work hard)

He's also a little clumsy. Chuuya was used to sitting oddly like with one foot on the ground and one tucked underneath him but he can't do that now as Dazai, and Atsushi's watching Dazai trying to maneuver strangely in his chair and wondering what's going on

And then Dazai as Chuuya. he zones out during executive meetings and takes his time dragging out the paperwork he has to do in Chuuya's office. He forgets his hat more than once at his office and Mori and Kouyou are both immediately suspicious that something's up because Chuuya's just...acting spacey and not really caring about what's going on. Chuuya's not lazy, and he'd definitely never forget his hat.

He's informed by a subordinate that a few others died in combat on their latest mission and Dazai-Chuuya's like, "Well, it couldn't be avoided, it's the price to pay for success in this line of work", and it leaves people dumbfounded like ??? Chuuya also suddenly not really caring about those dying around him, something's definitely off, worrying even. but they never suspect it's Dazai doing his impression of pretending to be Chuuya to mess with others. he knows how Chuuya usually is, but acting strangely while mafia agents are giving him blank looks and whispering concerns is amusing to him

When the two of them also go home to each other's places because they still gotta keep up the act, Dazai makes fun of how neatly Chuuya lives and his clothing (but admittedly enjoys having a nice bed to lie in) and Chuuya angrily cleans up all the empty bottles and cans Dazai left around before they swapped bodies

Lmao, probably 😂

I think Dazai doesn't know what personal space is💔

Are you the cat? If no, I cancel you

is it,, allowed. are you jst. allowed to post stuff about the pm on your blog. why arent ppl panicking. why did no one report your blog. why doesnt anyone think its wejrd when you send a pic of yourself drenched in blood. thats not normal. why arent people concerned. why isnt anyone saying anything about you being in the goddamn MAFIA

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are you a hater? by looking at my blog everybody actually signs a legal contract to not report me (trust….)

but fr . have you seen the wanted poster. they ARE saying shit i’m just way too good for these government punks !!!! i avoid assassination attempts like every other day,,,

and trust the other executives n stuff are NOT happy with how much i talk about but i also dgaf and would love to see how they try and stop me. what are you gonna do? kill me? THANK YOU

Good news I’m not sick for the third weekend in a row, bad news I had a mental breakdown

Lmao real

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

PRETTY PUPPY CHUUYA TRUTH ??????

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@chuyankhr how does this make you feel. how do you sleep knowing my adoring fans recognize you as the mutt you are.

(though i would NEVER use the word pretty to describe you…)

Hear me out Chuuya wears oversized hoodies at home and they’re perfect size for Dazai to steal

one thing I love about canon dazai is him being the kind of person who is always taking things from people.

he tries on your glasses and goes like "wow you are so blind haha!"

I just know he would be the one stealing boyfriend's clothes if chuuya wasn't pocket size.