Albatross And His Jetski

Oh my god this is my time to shine

It was January 30th 2020, my mom’s birthday.

I was in fifth grade, and it was the day of the puberty video

I, being a biological female, was obviously watching the female one. And I got scared and started crying.

What was I scared of? The 3D model with boobs. I didn’t even make it to the part about periods before my dad came and picked me up.

I should have realized I was trans then.

I remember during puberty talk in 6th grade they handed out permission slips for parents to sign if they didn’t want their kids getting sex ed and like five students ended up having to wait in the library while the rest of us learned about puberty and health stuff.

Afterwards during lunch recess almost everyone in class spent our time telling those five kids what we learned and showing them our handouts.

Lmao fair, naming things is hard

I think Dazai doesn't know what personal space is💔

I must eat him now

Mini Chuuya but he is a bread.

BUT EITHER WAY YOU KISSED HIM

I think Dazai doesn't know what personal space is💔

Dazai and Chuuya inexplicably swapping bodies but they have to try to act like each other so no one suspects something is wrong until they can figure out how to get back in their own bodies

so Kunikida becomes concerned and thinks Dazai hit his head or came down with a fever when Dazai is punctual for once in his life and immediately gets to work when he comes to the office. he finished his paperwork and he's waiting for something else to do (and this blows almost everyone's mind at the agency because what do you MEAN "Dazai" wants to be productive and work hard)

He's also a little clumsy. Chuuya was used to sitting oddly like with one foot on the ground and one tucked underneath him but he can't do that now as Dazai, and Atsushi's watching Dazai trying to maneuver strangely in his chair and wondering what's going on

And then Dazai as Chuuya. he zones out during executive meetings and takes his time dragging out the paperwork he has to do in Chuuya's office. He forgets his hat more than once at his office and Mori and Kouyou are both immediately suspicious that something's up because Chuuya's just...acting spacey and not really caring about what's going on. Chuuya's not lazy, and he'd definitely never forget his hat.

He's informed by a subordinate that a few others died in combat on their latest mission and Dazai-Chuuya's like, "Well, it couldn't be avoided, it's the price to pay for success in this line of work", and it leaves people dumbfounded like ??? Chuuya also suddenly not really caring about those dying around him, something's definitely off, worrying even. but they never suspect it's Dazai doing his impression of pretending to be Chuuya to mess with others. he knows how Chuuya usually is, but acting strangely while mafia agents are giving him blank looks and whispering concerns is amusing to him

When the two of them also go home to each other's places because they still gotta keep up the act, Dazai makes fun of how neatly Chuuya lives and his clothing (but admittedly enjoys having a nice bed to lie in) and Chuuya angrily cleans up all the empty bottles and cans Dazai left around before they swapped bodies

What did mini Dazai do?!

What really happened...

I LIVE for this.

More warrior cats au!! Black cat that refuses to let anybody in the clan help him through his healing process, but tolerates the company of a ginger to, during it

I am locked tf in, I have references up and for once I’m gonna draw digitally. I have big plans and you’re all gonna be jealous. I got Danny Motta in the background watching Helluva Boss, and I am going to draw Albatross.

REAL

god your weakest soldier NEEDS A FUCKING BREAK

Ah, I see you’re having a bad day, here’s a master post of as much official soukoku stuff I could find :D

let me know if I missed anything or if any of these weren’t official!

Sorry about quality! I’ll find better versions when I’m able to. These two are my mind 24/7, it’s almost as if they love eachother… They match eachothers freak like crazy🙏🫡

thank you @Inkedmyheart for the photos >:3