Thought This Was A Necessary Measure Because We All Know That Surge Of Clueless Thirsty Tiktok Fans Is

people will bring up the fictional murder as if i had anything to do with it or could stop it. like i’m not aware. “you know this freak KILLS people right?” man what do you want me do about that. i’m not his keeper. he’s funny to observe. and also not real

This reads like op just keeps making more frogs

hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

My mom, excitedly showing off photos of my family at hanukkah, a little confused on the turn of conversation, but just excited to show off her kids:

The man doing business with my mom, who thought she was being cheap and asked her if she was celebrating hanukkah:

My step-dad, who's watching this go down from the sidelines:

Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?

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This is beautiful. We don't get to see jewish resistance from the history books. We must remember them.

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מיר וועלן זיי איבערלעבן

we will outlive them

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

if you’re craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you