@ominous-signs Perhaps?

legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”

ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

I found queer wine at the store the other day, quite amusing.

@purplecatfrog :3

valentines for you

Fish #84,698 (Gump the Atlantic Goliath Grouper) has been arrested for tax evasion. He is yet to fully understand why money matters in the grand scheme of things.

had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

dont fucking tell me what to do. this is inportant.

Crying Fish collection: Sturgeon, Salmon, and Anglerfish. I love fish!!

Gouache paint Discoholic fanart

oil spills 👎