Or, Alternatively,

Humans Are Crazy

Aliens have such different gender and biology from humans that none of them menstruate. So imagine this.

Alien: Human Steve, why did I find blood on the lavatory floor?

Steve: Oh, that's just Karen.

Alien: What??

Steve: Human females bleed from their reproductive organs once every month for five to seven days.

Alien: wHAT?!

Steve, calmly: Yeah, they can lose enough blood in a lifetime to kill ten grown men.

Alien: WHaT ?!?!

Karen, walking in: Steve, I need A FUCKING break. And chocolate. And a heating pad. I'll be in my sleeping quarters. Also, I threw up.

Steve: Okay, take the day off, I'll bring you your stuff in a bit.

Alien: *jots down in notebook* Human females are indestructible and fearsome. Regard them with respect.

EDIT: I swear, if this is the thing that makes me Tumblr famous, I’m gonna blow a braincell. And I don’t have many of those left, so…

Edit 2: Guys. Guys. What?! My grumpy menstrual rant is in no way worthy of being tumblr famous. *is mildly to severely confused/thankful/bumfuddled*

Edit 3: Why is this still getting notes wtf

The entire percentage of tumblr asexuals says no

reblog and put in the tags what you think will fix you

This Is Just A Reminder That Nebularomantic and Nebulasexual People Exist: We Are Very Confused/Confusing Individuals.

I’m watching the FNAF movie with my brother. I hate horror. But- it’s actually half-decent.

Freddy’s not terrifying. All of the others are, though

Rabbit Has Fainted.

I Am Menstruating, So Here's A Period Thought.

(Yes, it's about aliens again.)

We, as humans, eat a lot of food that other animals can't eat. Chocolate, grapes, avocados, broccoli, alcohol (although I did once have a cat who loved beer), caffeine, almonds, pistachios, macadamia nuts, any spicy food, tomatoes, the list goes on. Dairy products, everyone.

I am currently having period cravings. For hot cheetos, spicy ramen, raspberry-infused dark chocolate, and hot cocoa. Any and all of that would kill a dog.

But, would it kill an alien?

I once saw a thing that said that chocolate is a universally poisonous substance. And sure, I'll stand by that. If you give chocolate to any species except for humans, they will die. Miserably.

BUT! And this is a large but.

HUMANS ARE NOT ALL-POWERFUL, NOR ARE THEY ALL-IMMUNE!

Pokeweed (a little, deadly plant characterized by its red stem and purple berries) is absolutely lethal to us. One tiny berry will kill us. Oleander, a beautiful pink/red/white flower, can kill with any/all of its parts. Nightshade, recognized by its bright red berries, kills in less than 24 hours.

Aliens consider all of these plants to be delicacies.

Zygerin chefs whip up fabulously delicious hemlock soups for their patrons. Ytertjjijkis bakers utilize nightshade, pokeweed, and yew in all of their most famous pastries. Aàkî cooks use Oleander and destroying angel mushrooms in common garden salads.

But yes, chocolate is deadly to them. And the other 99.999% of the universe.

why is the les flag in the background?

gremlinisms [grɛmlɪnizəms] (noun) ⁝⁝ 29 / ?? playful, mischievous behavior adopted by cute dongsaengs when they’re feeling particularly feisty .

revenge, madness, and wine.

let the fuckening begin

Witchcraft, Wisdom, Death...

@i-am-a-fish

I've been getting back into things I used to love, such as painting and finding out more about fish. So I drew a goldfish :)

The timelapse is a lil all over

Welcome to the OC hub! (MHA edition)

As we all know, I'm a nerd. Which means I write. Books, fanfic, hcs, etc. etc..

BUT...

Who are these OCs?

1. Takami Miutomo. Daughter of DabiHawks. Quirk: Firefly- She can control up to half of her feathers, and also has fire that can both burn AND freeze. Aspires to be a Hero, even though her dads are villains. Attends UA's 2nd Year hero course, Class 2-X.

2. Tsukasa Akira. The LOV's favorite psycho faerie. Quirk: Psyche- She can Mirror Dimension™️ people, warping their reality to her whims. Usually uses it to disguise herself by changing how people think she looks. Goes by Akki, and has 9 cats.

3. Tamayo Satori. Class 2-X's homeroom teacher, and teaches Acrobatics 101. Quirk: Mindstro- Can project any song into anyone's head, effectively distracting them. Acrobatics 101 is actually just a dance class wherein she teaches fluid, elegant fighting. An undercover LOV spy. Akira is her adopted daughter.

4-A. Nakashimura Hyun-li. A half-Korean exchange student and eldest of the Nakashimura Triplets. Quirk: Flower Power- Creates purple electricity that she can shoot from her hands and eyes, but needs to be in contact with a flower. Prefers hyacinths, lavender, and asters. Joins Class 2-A with her sisters. Hero name: Violetstorm.

4-B. Nakashimura Mi-naki. One of the Nakashimura Triplets. Quirk: Feeler- Feels people's emotions with the antennae on her head. Can influence them to some extent, but is extremely sensitive to negative emotions. Joins Class 2-A with her sisters. Hero name: Dragonfeel.

4-C. Nakashimura Ae-ra. Youngest of the Nakashimura Triplets. Quirk: Psychic- After touching someone, she can see their past and future (up to 10 years) for the next 24 hours. She has massive social anxiety, and barely ever talks. Joins Class 2-A with her sisters. Hero Name: Espe.

5. Atori Akumu. A blind third-year with koala-like ears. Quirk: Sense- She may not be able to see, but her other senses more than make up for that. She can smell intentions, feel even the slightest movement, taste scent trails, and hear ultrasound and infrasound. Hero name: Apocalypte.

thx yall