Sofia Jamora

standard dress code for chores 🧹

Your boss has been dating your wife for three or four months now, but you hadn’t realized that he had introduced her to some of his business associates as his wife. So of course – given that this was a BBQ at his place and some of those business associates were invited – your wife was right that it would not be appropriate for you to stay, and even if you did, it would probably be pretty uncomfortable for you to see her with him like that.

Just because you’re knocked up doesn’t mean you have to wear ugly maternity clothes. Your old wardrobe actually looks better on you now than it ever used to.

Your interest in watching your wife get ready to go out increased a lot since she started to dress more and more sexily for her girls’ nights out. Recently she told you, “some of my friends have had flings and one-night-stands and their hubbies are okay with it; I want you to tell me that you too WILL BE okay with it. Mind that I’ve said will be, not would be, Honey.”

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