Your old buddy moved away some years ago and loves coming home to see the guys. He always stays at your home when he does. And there's a very good reason too. They all have to do with your wife who always sees to his comfort as she does now when you all came home from dinner with the old crew. She sleeps with him in the guest room, but you don't mind. You're a cuck. And your old friend is ecstatic at that.
For everyone asking am I not cold, I don’t get cold