Who wants to come swimming with me?
From our Chicago trip last year.
As your wife checks her appearance one last time in the mirror before being picked up for her date with your boss, you can sense how excited and nervous she is. You are too. This could end up being a very big night for both of you. When she first started dating your boss about a year ago and quickly became his regular girlfriend, it resulted in a nice promotion at work for you -- albeit one that involved a lot out out-of-town travel for you. And then when talk of her becoming pregnant by him began, it meant you had to get a vasectomy -- but you also know that when she shows a positive pregnancy test, it will mean another big promotion for you -- and a transfer to a managerial post out of the country for a couple of years, during which time she will move in with him and live as his wife -- which is something she is happy and eager to do.
Tips welcome, if you like…
Stacey’s plan had worked out perfectly and she’d never been happier. She’d planned it out every step of the way. A girls trip with all of her best friends to the islands, plus one bottle of Jumbo Gro that she’d been able to get her hands on.
She’d traveled down by herself, arriving a day early, just to get everything ready. The beachside house was cute and had plenty of beds for everyone. She’d also had the chance to portion out reasonably-sized shots of Jumbo Gro for all the girls.
Stacey took hers first, of course, so when the others arrived, she greeted them by slightly ducking out through the front door, placing her new jugs on display, and then standing up to her full 8ft height and doing a little twirl for them all to see, wearing only her overstressed red bikini.
The girls swarmed her, begging for their turn. Everything had been carefully measured, so the girls all ended up nearly equal to each other, all towering 8ft tall amazons.
Maddy enjoyed herself, imagining what life would be like when she got home while also estimating just how far across the living room her legs now reached.
Karen went outside with a huge bottle of sunscreen and occupied herself by using it all up while also groping her new shape.
Amy quickly went down to the beach and began gathering as many free drinks as she could handle.
The sisters, Dori and Layla, swamped their social media profiles and also competitively began measuring each other to see who ended up the biggest.
Gina danced and wobbled for all to see.
Unfortunately, Pam was late, as usual, and while everyone was out by the water, she mistakenly drank from the bottle of Jumbo Gro, instead of her perfectly measured portion.
“Hey shorties!” she boomed, squatting and looming over every building and tree for miles, “I thought I heard there were some BIG girls around here.”
While you wait in the car, thinking about what her "interview" undoubtedly involves, you start to regret a little having told her that you fully approve of her applying. But you know she would do a good job -- all parts of the job -- and that it was what she really wanted, so you didn't want to do anything to dissuade her from applying.