We Love How Calder Dies So Shera Gets To Say She Killed The Emperor Twice, Then He Just… Gets Over

No seriously Shallan chill the fuck out what the fuck. You’re becoming self-indulgently self-hating, gah, Shallan

P…. Pattern… I don’t think I can handle this. What the fuck.

I adore the way Stormlight handles war. Everyone believes earnestly that what they do is right. Fervently correct. They would and do die for their beliefs. The Listeners were correct to kill Gavilar, but the Alethi were correct to seek retaliation as well. It captures the experience of conflict better than most media I’ve ever seen.

You know actually I’m on Pattern’s side now. Shallan’s being an asshole and needs to talk to him.

P…. Pattern… I don’t think I can handle this. What the fuck.

Soony Cubs.

Mistborn Era 2 is easily the funniest series I’ve read in the Cosmere. Like. He goes crazy with the humor this time.

Well okay now she just stripped in the middle of the streets while doing her best Creation Spren impression, so I think the brain damage did in fact happen.

SHALLAN WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH YOU THAT’S NOT HOW YOU RESPOND TI BEING SHOT IN THE FACE WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THR FUCK

Hey so I’m scared now

I’m on early Rhythm of War, no one spoil future stuff!!!

I’m genuinely baffled what the hell Shallan is suppressing that could possibly be worse than what she already remembers. Like. What. What the fuck. How.

MARSH?????

I hope the rest of the crew shows up like that!!!!!

TRUE!! I’m like. I’m like “oh my God no way I actually know what’s happening this time.”

Average Cosmere aware rereading of The Stormlight Archive

Shrek Colors

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

Reblogging so I can find it later

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