March 22, 1922 The Outbursts of Everett True by A.D. Condo
Everett True: patron saint of fat pride
[ID: A man speaks to Everett on the sidewalk, his hands behind his back. Everett looks at him angrily, carrying his umbrella under his right arm. /end] Nosy Man: Everett, you're entirely too fat. Dangerously overweight. You need more exercise. Have you ever considered golf?
[ID: Everett smacks the man out of frame with his umbrella, executing a perfect golf swing with it. /end] Everett: FORE!!!
Thinking about how queerness in media is, with extremely few exceptions, portrayed as someone leaning towards femininity, and how much that trope hurts every single queer person who doesn't lean fem.
hey is papyrus undertale about to be in fucking among us
I wanna cuddle sans... Cuddles...
This idiot. I wanna pat his head too....
he may be short but a fat man is a worthy foe
The older sibling urge to crush your little brother under your weight ( me everyday )
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hi my soul can no longer bear the weight of being the only person who knows about your southern accent kink
i love headcanoning old men as ftm. like considering fandom loves to equate being transmasc to being young no one will probably agree with me but i look into his eyes and see the wisdom only a post-menopausal man could provide
spotify is such a waste of money when you can 1) download songs right onto your phone (hello piracy) 2) play music from your phone while you‘re on your laptop 3) play music from soundcloud (which you can also find on tumblr and play in the background)
kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did