Life With 3 Dogs, I Tell Ya! I Don’t Have Much Time For Reading These Days, But Life, Right Now, Is

MBTI as Monty Python and The Holy Grail Quotes

INFP: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

ESTJ: Now go away or I will taunt you a second time

ENFJ: (After noticing that he has no limbs left) All right, we’ll call it a draw.

INFJ: Our King? Well I didn’t vote for you!!

ESFP: Your Mother was a Hamster, and your Father smelt of Elderberries!

ENTJ: Oh, stop your whining. First we kill him, then we have biscuts and tea.

ISTJ: WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

ISTP: Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out!

ISFJ: Oh, look. There’s some lovely filth over here.

ENTP: Help, I’m being oppressed. Come and see the violence inherent in the system.

ESFJ: ‘Tis but a scratch.

INTJ: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony.

ENFP: “What is your favourite colour?”

Red!… I mean blue! (falls down the crevice screaming)

INTP: It’s not a question of where he grips it! It’s a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

ESTP: What are you going to do, bleed on me?

ISFP: On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

A New Day a New Adventure

Credit

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

Glowing Elements in the Soul Nebula via NASA https://ift.tt/2nTX22k

Hogwarts Houses as Van Gogh Quotes

Hufflepuff: “How wonderful the color yellow is. It stands for the sun.”

Ravenclaw: “I don’t know anything with certainty, but seeing the stars makes me dream.”

Gryffindor: “What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything?”

Slytherin: “I put my heart and soul into my work, and I have lost my mind in the process.”

sensory

Slytherin’s as parents

family is everything

think their kids the best no matter what

come off as strict but they just worry

“Because I said so.”

“No but’s.”

will kill anyone who says something against their child

always reads bedtime stories

holds their kid’s hand when crossing the road (up to an age where it becomes embarrassing for the kid)

“I love you no matter what they say”

are very serious about their kid’s education

tell their kids horror stories about themselves to prevent them from doing stupid things

always suspicious about their kid’s friends

dress to impress

“I want to talk to the teacher.”

have strict rules around the house

“When you move out you can do whatever you want to”

sometimes team up against their kids

come off as cold but their have so much love to give

they have that voice that sends chills down your spine when they’re being mad

discipline is what they believe in

you know that exact moment you realise you’ve over-shared with someone and you immediately feel like throwing up ???