My Friend Blocked Me Because I Wouldn’t Stop Sending Him This Picture

「... It must be the mask」

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*

Its fine to enjoy standup comedy as long as you remember they are purely evil beings whose physical vessels need be destroyed

the fact that I’ve actually had this happen multiple times when I’ve entered a new fandom is hilarious like what do you MEAN

t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’

most annoying man vs. world's strongest idgafker!! who will win!!

princessknight oh yeah woo yeah

my pookie