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me waiting in line to get some kisses behind the crates v////v

Digital studies from Lost!

mei chang & xiao mei redraw !!

dk when ill finish this, but hopefully soon

Olen such hardworking dad mom

I had an interesting night last night

"I watch LOST for the plot."

the plot: whatever the hell sawyer ford and sayid jarrah have going on

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

reblog if you would trust a dog with a sword to protect you

Do you think urban fantasy settings have porn discourse? Like all the races have different ideas of what they find appealing and how it should be presented. Drarves mostly write erotic literature in runes and you would not believe how slow burn that shit can get. You're five volumes in before the two main characters figure out each others' genders and realise that they may be attracted to each other.

Orcs don't really do narrative arts, they figured out advanced chemistry before writing, and they manufacture perfumes specifically meant to mimic the scent of an orc in heat and then jack off to the smell. Having an orc roommate in college is unbearable.

Gnome porn is unspeakable. Do not speak of gnome porn.

Elvish porn, regardless of media type, features more humans than the uninitiated would expect. This is largely because elvish mating customs are just as slow-paced as those of dwarves, so the myth of humans as wildly promiscuous hypersexual turbosluts is somewhat based in reality: the culture shock that elves often encounter in mixed relationships, where the human partner whom they have been appropriately courting in a perfectly respectable way all of a sudden throws all propriety in the wind and goes "hey we've been together for ten years, do you want to see my tits while they're still this good?"

I've started watching this dnd campange on youtube a while ago and my mental health hangs on just on the hilarious interaction of everyone at that damn table