The Greatest Tragedy Of Among Us Is Making Friends And Then Accidentally Disconnecting Before You Get

A MUTUAL IVE NEVER INTERACTED WITH PREVIOUSLY HIT ME UP IM AHHHHHHHH

y’all—

Do u know what's DISGUSTING? It's when you have to remove insects from the only loaf of bread you're allowed to eat each day, but to make fun of ourselves, we call these insects "free protein." And as the saying goes, when you're hungry, your mind shuts down. Now I cover my nose when eating a loaf of bread so I don't smell it, and I avoid looking at it so I don't see the insects...

But that's not important, there's worse. Malnutrition is starting to affect my 6 y.old sister, as intestinal worms are eating away at her body from the inside out and destroying her health. So, I'm appealing to you all to donate so I can buy a clean bag of flour for $570 and provide treatment for her. She's slowly dying... Or by paypal

My campaign has been verified.

You're starting to rub off on me

I’ve been rewatching lost again and I never realized how funny Locke is. Like someone will be having a breakdown and he’ll just appear, tell a story that’s only 30% related to the situation, refuse to elaborate and then leave. Nobody doing it like him

Chapter 32. Emissary from the East

➥ Ling Yao

omg i forgot tumblr has communities…

REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE

Watch Legends of Avantris, you can see a bunch of 30 year olds playing 30-20 year olds who mercy kill a senior citizen after casting a spell to make him a vegetable.

We're having a blast here.