oscar piastri i love u so much i love your nerdy personality, your loser bf aura, your quiet dominance on the track, your stupid smile, your amazing social media presence, and most importantly your mom (genuine)
Valtteri: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Lewis: Microwave for 40 minutes.
Daniel: Why were you microwaving a lemon???
Lewis: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells. I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges but I didn't own any pots.
Sebastian: Did you burn an orange too? How???
Lewis: Microwave for 40 minutes.
I’d like to congratulate Lando Norris for his 2024 championship since he’s apparently going to be the only driver for every single team
rip nowins you were bigger than the whole sky
⚠️spotted a nun praying on the side of the track in baku⚠️
i want to see grill the grid teams. i want dodegball. i want scavenger hunts. i would pay good fucking money to watch them try to get out of an escape room. i would pay more money to watch lando change a lightbulb. i would pay even more if he has to do it blindfolded with only george's instructions.
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actually u know who never got noted for track limits this entire weekend? charles marc hervé perceval leclerc
"charles has stockholm syndrome" well so do i because i read another banger article from giles richards and i'm suddenly once again 100% forza ferrari sempre il predestinato will drag this team to victory and it will be glorious
◇ 2004 ◇ Her / She ◇ Ferrari & Mclaren ◇16 ◇ 43 ◇ 81 ◇
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