As Your Friendly Neighbourhood Oscar Girlie I Thought I Would Bring Out Minds Back To This Masterpiece

Lando: The Ocean is a soup.

Oscar:

Oscar: Do elaborate.

Lando: What are needed for something to be a soup?

Oscar: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.

Lando: *Tilts head*

Oscar: The Ocean is a Soup.

Lando: The Ocean is a Soup.

Whoever thinks money doesn’t bring happiness, transfer it to my account

my fav thing about the driver’s secret santa video; franco going on and on and on and on and on 😭 just when you think they’re done with his bit he’s back on screen again yapping away saying the cutest shit on the planet THIS IS SO UNFAIR GIVE HIM BACK TO US

happy pride month joao felix all ur fans are bisexual

You could tell me that this is straight out of a social media AU and I would believe you … but somehow it’s actually real 😭

i just finished watching barbie and i took the liberty of saying which driver is ken and who is barbie for each team. enjoy

PART 1:

RED BULL

Max - Barbie all the way.

Checo - neither Ken nor Barbie, he's irl man.

FERRARI

Charles - Barbie to such a high degree that i cannot fathom it. Watch the film, you'll see him

Carlos - there is not a bigger Ken in the paddock. the confusion, the blank stare, the competition with other Kens.

MERCEDES

lewis - barbie forever and always. the fashion sense, the multiple talents, the general vibe

george - his sense of humor is so ken coded im not even joking

MCLAREN

lando - i want to say ken, he wants me to say ken, but he is a barbie. too calculated and dry of a humor to be ken

oscar - barbie, but when she enters the real world. he gets hit with the reality of life so quickly.

ALPINE

estie bestie - purely for his nickname, he is a ken. no barbie would wear that as proudly as he does.

pierre - ken to a tee, fights other kens all the time, specifically carlos ken.

everyone in shambles over daniel to statistically the worst team in f1 this season while oscar continues to win the idgaf war and posts his steak slayagery

Teacher: your son Lando got into a fight this morning

Daniel: oh no! Is he ok?? Is the other kid alrigh-

Max: did he win?

Daniel: