LOSING MY SHIT

I saw somebody making fun of this on twitter and I want it so bad, I am not joking.

Fun facts about your sign here

Take me hiking with my ass filled with a wide plug that causes me to hobble the whole way. Use my throat as a urinal, making sure to stain my white tank top with your piss. Pull me along the trail by my clit piercing to make sure I keep up. Maybe along the way you find a big pinecone you want to keep so you force that into my cunt to carry home for you.

When we get half way realise it's getting too dark and I'm slowing you down. Promise to come back to get me tomorrow while you tie me over a large log where my feet can't even touch the ground. Realise too late that your pinecone is still in my cunt and cut off my shorts and make me push it out for you. Take the plug in my ass as well so that my ass isn't completely ruined by the time you come to get me. Dribble honey on my tits and holes so that I'm not too comfortable tonight. Laugh at me when I beg you to plug my cunt to stop anything crawling inside there, tell me you don't have one but instead pack dirt and leaves into my cunt but clamp and tie my lips spread open and massage more honey around my clit.

Slap my tits one last time before you go and remind me that screaming will only attract things.

👁️‍🗨️🖤

There is nothing sexier than a bad boy with a soft spot for you

i fucked the stem of a pumpkin last year😝🥵

Right?😂

Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well

1. What is you middle name?

2. How old are you?

3. What is your birthday?

4. What is your zodiac sign?

5. What is your favorite color?

6. What's your lucky number?

7. Do you have any pets?

8. Where are you from?

9. How tall are you?

10. What shoe size are you?

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

12. What was your last dream about?

13. What talents do you have?

14. Are you psychic in any way?

15. Favorite song?

16. Favorite movie?

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

18. Do you want children?

19. Do you want a church wedding?

20. Are you religious?

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

24. Baths or showers?

25. What color socks are you wearing?

26. Have you ever been famous?

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

28. What type of music do you like?

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

32. How big is your house?

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

35. Have you ever tried archery?

36. Favorite clean word?

37. Favorite swear word?

38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?

39. Do you have any scars?

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

41. Are you a good liar?

42. Are you a good judge of character?

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

44. Do you have a strong accent?

45. What is your favorite accent?

46. What is your personality type?

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

48. Can you curl your tongue?

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

50. Left or right handed?

51. Are you scared of spiders?

52. Favorite food?

53. Favorite foreign food?

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

55. Most used phrased?

56. Most used word?

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

58. Do you have much of an ego?

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

60. Do you talk to yourself?

61. Do you sing to yourself?

62. Are you a good singer?

63. Biggest Fear?

64. Are you a gossip?

65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?

66. Do you like long or short hair?

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

68. Favorite school subject?

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

71. What makes you nervous?

72. Are you scared of the dark?

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

74. Are you ticklish?

75. Have you ever started a rumor?

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

77. Have you ever drank underage?

78. Have you ever done drugs?

79. Who was your first real crush?

80. How many piercings do you have?

81. Can you roll your Rs?"

82. How fast can you type?

83. How fast can you run?

84. What color is your hair?

85. What color is your eyes?

86. What are you allergic to?

87. Do you keep a journal?

88. What do your parents do?

89. Do you like your age?

90. What makes you angry?

91. Do you like your own name?

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

94. What are you strengths?

95. What are your weaknesses?

96. How did you get your name?

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

98. Do you have any scars?

99. Color of your bedspread?

100. Color of your room?

- drugged and raped

- butt drunk with vodka and violated with the bottle

- waterboarded with a piss soaked rag

- being an ashtray

- having my tits pushed through the links of a chain link fence and being left stuck

- being stuffed with trash

- shock collar on my neck

- shock collars around my tits

- cattle prod to cunt and asshole

- lick the bottom of dirty shoes

- humping licking and kissing feet

- toilet plunger to the face

- toilet brush ass to mouth

- written on

- ass raped with my face in a dumpster

- trash bag on the head while i lick ass

- being pissed in my ass or cunt

- head shoved in a toilet while raped

- head or tits stopped with a dirty boot

- humping a man’s foot

- face being used like toilet paper

- face dunked under water over and over

- gang rape

- kicked in the cunt and face

- face and hair used as a mop

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- forced to get a degrading tattoo

- forced to eat trash

- ass raped with my head shoved in shit

- ass raped with a gun

- any extra hair of my cunt being burned off with a lighter

- being scrubbed clean inside and out while told how filthy and disgusting i am

2 for 1 at the shopping mall today