everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)
Everyone who reblogs this before April 1st will get a personalised colour in their inbox based on the vibe I get from their blog
(no this isn't an April fools despite the date lmao, yes I will genuinely do one for everyone unlike some of these posts)
literally if you’re new to tumblr: reblog shit
“it wont fit my aesthetic” make a sideblog. reblog to it.
“i hate tagging” don’t tag then. reblog it anyway.
“but my likes are public” ppl here dont fucking look at your likes. they dont do anything anyway. reblog it.
“you just want attention” jokes on you, I dont make shit anymore. I’m talking about other artists.
“it’s embarrassing” tumblr is an anonymous platform. make a sideblog if you’re too cowardly
“but on twitter its fine to have lurk accounts” well they suck ass here and are assumed to be bots. reblog.
full offense but i need intimacy soon or i’ll collapse maybe
somebody get Chris Pine outta there lmao
@cultofbeatle saw this and thought of geo