your discord pfp and your tumblr pfp are locked in a room together. what happens?
the dissonance between “the public’s general knowledge of sonic the hedgehog” and “actual sonic the hedgehog canon” is SO funny. how many newcomers are surprised to hear about the game where he turns into a werewolf, only to find out it’s one of the most loved games in the franchise? do they know sonic has fought a god and won on multiple occasions? you wouldn’t bELIEVE how many people i got in the notes of my shadow backstory post saying “what do you MEAN shadow’s backstory, featured in one of the most well-renowned and beloved sonic games of all time, is just ‘fuck the military’ written across twenty pages???” somehow the only obscure thing everyone knows about is sonic underground but yet they don’t know about tails’s dead plant girlfriend
We’re putting you against the winner of the tourney when it’s finished to see how much distress it’ll cause then 👹🏳️⚧️ /lh
YOUR KNUCKLES PROPAGANDA HAS FINALLY ARRIVED 🗣️‼️
(Flags from left to right: transmasc, demisexual, neoboy, bisexual, and libramasculine ‼️)
(Tails VS Knuckles in the first round was lowkey kinda foul tbh 😭 /lh)
~Sonic/Nikalo/Nikki 🌀‼️
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(for real bc I made it a week this time <3)
SUPER MARIO UNGENDERED SIBLINGS
THE LESBIAN OF ZELDA
PRONOUNMON
GAYLO
MX. PACPERSON
DR MARIO VACCINE EDITION
LGBT FORTRESS 2
BANJO KAZOOIE: NUTS
NONBINARY PERSONA
Sonic the Hedgehog
PRIDECRAFT
PUSSY KONG
GRAND THEFT AUTOSEXUAL
Sonic
"Sonic gets sucked into Camelot and wields the talking sword Caliburn. He kills King Arthur, who is revealed to be a fake created by Merlin. In the final battle, Caliburn transforms into Excalibur; afterward, Caliburn explains that the fact that Sonic is his wielder means Sonic is the true King Arthur."
"As a known supporter of trans rights, openly ACAB and constantly making people aware of bisexuality, I think Sonic would be exactly the king that England needs right now"
Larry the cat
"He has been the shining light in UK politics for the last 10 years. I say that is a sign that he is, indeed, the once and future king returned to England in its time of need."
"He has been at downing street longer than every 2022 Prime Minister and the current King put together so why not?"
16 !Butchgender Demi-Aro-Ace Lesbian !He / She / It / Xhe !Literally Terios (Multifictive) !
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