Some Kid Tries To Touch His Hair Cause Why Not, Logan Immediately Shifts His Head Away Without Looking.

justice for cyclops

marvel might make an x men movie....

they better give scott main character status and give him a fantastic story arc. he deserves it. he has been stereotyped and done dirty for too long

oh fiery beast i see your true form in this plain mortal scene

Four eggies and now I’m broke is the realest thing ever

“Jean is team mom” “Ororo is team mom” SILENCE. Enough of you reducing women to maternal archetypes because you can’t be bothered to explore deeper meanings to their character.

LOGAN is team mom.

“Logan, can you buy us—“ “no” (buys the thing anyway)

Is constantly scolding his kids students for putting themselves in danger

Plans fun activities (life threatening danger room drills)

Handles the rebellious phases. You think Scott has the mental strength to deal with the fury of a teenage girl who can throw fireworks when she’s mad? I think not.

Hank can barely convince Jubilee to do her homework. Charles mentally checked out a long time ago.

Takes Jubilee, Kitty and Laura shopping. If he doesn’t like something, he’ll give them the blankets ‘that’s cute. I wouldn’t buy it.’ In the world

“What do you think, I’m made of money? We’re getting milk and that’s it.” — leaves with half the store

Is the kid’s emergency contact AND attends everyone’s PTA meetings.

No, ELIZABETH, He won’t be staying up all night cooking vegan cupcakes for your precious angel. He’s gonna buy them like a normal person.

Mom Stare (tm) that can turn you to stone

Will assign kids chores, complain they don’t do it correctly, proceeds to do it himself, then says no one helps around.

“You’re EXACTLY like your father” “…Are you talking about Scott—“ “of course I’m talking about Scott!”

Kitty wants to learn how to drive. He’s holding that safety handle till his hands get purple. “Check the mirror CHECK THE MIRROR—“ “it’s CHECKED :(( “ “CHECK SOME MORE”

Laura is his baby. Holds her everywhere. Will talk about her 24/7.

“Logan, do you know Bobby’s birthday? I need it for—“ “June 28th, Tuesday, 10:34:03 AM, blood type A, his nurse’s name was Susan, —“

Is in charge of birthday cakes. No one else.

If the kids feel down, or need someone to talk to, he’s got a 6th sense for it. Knocks on their door, Leland’s against the frame with his arm crossed, ‘wanna talk about it’ on his face.

The most insane lore you’ve ever heard

why is scott's code name cyclops?

my intro to this man was from the x men movies, so by default i thought he was kinda of a jerk, cause others in the movie also treated him like an okay dude, very bland, an extreme stickler of the rules. A very uncool dude.

seeing him for this powers, a guy with who shoots red laser from his eyes.

as my curiosity and love for the x men grew, so did my google searches. naturally i typed in cyclops. i found something else entirely on the first page. letting my curiosity take over i learnt of what it actually means, with plenty of help from 'percy jackson' and 'wikipedia'

as it is near nothing actually relates to scott at all

then i learnt more about the x men, turns out scott is cool and a good guy. and even further away from his code name

why the hell was he named cyclops! i don't know what i'll do if i find out that charles named him cause the visor made it seem like he had one long horizontal eye.

zero at time of reblogging one is truly a lonely number

logan secretly had the ability to control the movement of his hair, i.e. the can make all his hair stand up to make himself more threatening/bigger, but if you're not threatened by him he looks like a big, fluffy, black puff ball

i bet logan tears open the chips or candy packets with his teeth for anybody when they don't got scissors

jubilee thinking that logan is the love child of snow white and grumpy

jubilee : hey mr. wolvie, who are you're parents ? logan : *just shrugs* jubilee : you know their names... or .... you got none ? logan : your guess is as good as mine sparky

**a few days later after watching disney's snow white** (you know where i'm going with this)

jubilee : hey storm, didja ever wondah who made our little wolvie... well i did. I think snow white and grumpy made sweet love in secret and logan is their bastard. ororo : *one perfect eyebrow raised* jubilee : i thought about it you know, logan is almost always grumpy for no reason, makes sense if grump's his pops. And it makes sense snow white's his mama, right? i've seen him whistle to the birds in the morning and pettin' deers. if you really think about it he's taller than a dwarf but shooorter than snow (white). you can ask hank i'm tots right about this

ororo : .... mmhhmm

**logan not so far away wondering 'what the fudge??' **