“i Wake Up Every Morning Trying To Think Of Ways To Beat Him” To “i Won’t Sleep Very Well Tonight”

oh my god do you not understand a fucking joke 💀

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

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If you have a good Tour everyone is happy and drunk. If it doesn't go well then they get drunk anyway.

Tour de France: Au cœur du peloton Episode 8: On the Road to Paris

the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

remco not being able to decide if he wants to wear a jacket or not..he's just like me fr

when my team has the lead in the 70th minute: wow, I'm so stressed, they have an entire 20 minutes to fuck this up, holy shit, we're gonna lose.

when my team is down in the 70th minute: well, it's over, what are they gonna do? suddenly remember how to play football at a top level? I think not. we're gonna lose.