N.F. Burnham’s Water Wheel, Patented On 7/16/1872. Handprint, Date Unknown. 

Some slides we made in class this week. Histology's been treating me well.

September. "Septem" ... as in the number seven. Yes, it is the ninth month of the year. Romans, smh.

When God closes and locks a door, I reach for the lockpick set I purchased on Amazon dot com.

"If you crush a cockroach, you're a hero. If you crush a beautiful butterfly, you're a villain. Morals have aesthetic criteria"- Friedrich Nietzsche

Stop excluding me from your secret clubs.

People will be like, "I'm a polymath," and then not even be good at one thing.

As of 2025, globally, 0.3% of Windows PCs and 0.1% of all devices across all platforms continue to run Windows XP.

The concept of antisocial behavior is strange. Are you telling me that you're spending the energy you have now in ways that destroy your opportunities to give or receive energy in the future? This seems like a losing strategy.

If you're so smart, why aren't you prosocial? Why haven't you realized that connection is the best part of life? And missing out on it is like missing the whole vibe.

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