Sempresedici - Taylor

all oscar ships base themselves on how oscar looks at other drivers with fondness and how he always laughs at their jokes. maybe oscar is just full of joy and love. maybe he’s just in love with life

common origins of suffering, euphoria, and ferret

substack

George's suggestion to spice up Monaco

"Every driver has a button that they get a chance to put the sprinklers on around the track. So you get a choice if you want to do it in qualifying or the race, but you can only do it once in the whole weekend ... so you click the button and then the sprinklers come on and spices it up a bit, you don't know when it's going to happen. I think that's the only solution ..."

"Seb would never -" Sebastian Vettel, original red bull golden boy and menace, holds the record for the quickest penalty in f1 history by getting one literally seconds into his f1 career, one of the most penalised drivers in f1 history (no.5 to be exact which fits lmao as its his number), Mark Webber's nightmare fuel, called the race director a cunt publicly on the radio... Do not let the grid dad propaganda fool you, yes he's a bee farmer but that man was and will always be a menace lmao.

"Michael would never -" DO NOT CITE THE DEEP MAGIC TO ME WITCH, I WAS THERE WHEN IT WAS WRITTEN!

he’s just used to it i think 🤨

https://the-monegasque.com/en/article/the-three-monacoteers

some leclerc family lore provided by lorenzo that i found very interesting. nice read !!

all these drivers having a ‘home race’ but leclercs home race isnt even a home race it’s a race basically inside his house

f1 is a fake ass fanfiction sport. most of them grew up racing against each other. the majority of them live in the same incredibly tiny country. the drivers involved in one of the most famous rivalries in the sport live in the same apartment building in said tiny country. they all play other sports together when not doing their main sport together. they see each other at the grocery store. they all make millions. like what on earth.

GIRLIES ARE ACTUALLY FIGHTING?!!!

Charles: Sorry I’m late, had a breakdown on the way here. Lewis: Sorry to hear that, is your car working fine now? Charles: Car? Lewis: Charles: