How To Beat Thrawn

stuff from the "choose your destiny: a finn and poe adventure" book we need to talk about more.

The replies are roasting this man on a spit holy shit

Oh, so the reason Adam doesn't take his mask off in heaven is because he's really fucking ugly

Guys I have a very important question.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens dir. J.J. Abrams | 2015

please elaborate about talia being a codename for noel, it's so brilliant and i need to Know More /nf

GLADLY thank you for asking 

- we all know mischa’s adoptive parents SUCK

- but mischa is such a sweet and romantic guy and he wants to be with noel so baddddd

- so noel has the idea to come up with a codename so that mischa doesnt have to hide too too much

- they don’t tell constance or ocean because constance will end up telling ocean and ocean can not keep a secret for the life of her

- ricky Knows. they didn’t tell him, he just Knows.

- ricky corners the two of them and confronts them in sign language, to which both of them turn bright red

- noel, in sign language “please don’t tell anyone”

- penny Also knows but shes new and hasnt fit into the dynamic yet so she doesn’t say anything

- this feeds into my personal favorite nischa hc, when the cyclone accident happened, mischa was holding his hat with one hand, and noel’s hand with the other

- they got scared and immediately reached for each other for support

- when mischa is texting “talia” he’s either sending noel really sarcastic observations about the happenings around them OR really really sappy sweet lovey-dovey texts

- he’s really annoyed that the warehouse doesn’t have wifi because he can’t be as affectionate as he usually is

- am i saying that, with this concept, talia the song is a thinly veiled song about noel? yes. yes i am. 

- after the song, when karnak offers to tell mischa what would happen, noel stops him because ocean and constance do Not Know and noel Cannot deal with more ocean bs rn

- anyways yes them

KANAN'S WHITE?!?!?

WHAT

It.. It sure is. You can, uh, you can fit a lot of people in there...

dan cain x fem reader headcanons!!!!

- herbert gets jealous

- you die

I prefer the idea that Apollo’s real name is Apple and that he was named that by Datz since his favourite food was apples and he didn’t know what Jove’s baby’s name was when he died so Dhurke just let him do whatever. Also meaning the pun name in Apollo Justice is Apple Juice.

This is actually the funniest fucking thing I've read all day 💀💀💀