Seguinshawty - Corinne₊˚ෆ

i think a personal conversation about all that went wrong in my life with dan would fix me

AND THEY’RE FUCKING CORRECT

pulling up to tit and getting a pamphlet at the door that just says this

*tucks wyatt johnston into bed nice and tight* sleep well my little prince

the idiots list was severely outdated so here is what else i’ve collected over time

the matt boldy cannot swim propaganda lives on..

slutty earring. buzzcut. someone get me an inhaler asap.

Hockey RPF writers being known across fandoms as literary masters

When I first started reading MattDrai fics on AO3 I remember thinking “wait what the HELL is going on why is this the most consistently well-written fanfiction I’ve read in any fandom? Is this a thing? Do people know??” And apparently it is and they do.

there's a reason taylor swift called her new album the tortured poets department because it would literally torture any poet that listens to it

you can’t forget the “be bisexual” from the og post because they sure as hell do that too

All stars know is codependency, soulbond, incorrect embellishment penalties, eat hot chip, and lie

Dan and Phil adding ph before a word is the same as batman adding bat to everything. I just wanted to let you know