(Billy Gives Steve A Birthday Present)
(Billy gives Steve a birthday present)
Steve(feigning excitement): It's a Led Zeppelin t-shirt!...And it's used!
Billy: Yeah, it's my favourite one. You're with me now, so I wanted you to have it.
Steve(sincerely): Oh Billy, I love it...Do I have to wear it?
Billy: No.
Steve: OH BILLY, I LOVE IT...!
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Day 9 - Something ridiculously badass Rosa Diaz is love
Steve: he called me pretty boy
Nancy: uhum
Steve: he keeps looking at me and licking his lips
Nancy: sure
Steve: and omg the shower thing. this can only mean one thing
Nancy: yes………
Steve: he hates me
Nancy:
Person A: so, how’s the prettiest person in the world doing?
Person B: *barely spares A a glance*
Person B: *casually* i don’t know. how are you?
Person A:
Person A: *voice cracks* i’m fine
Dudley:who is Cedric?
Dudley:Your boyfriend?
Draco:
So are we going to talk about that for Max, independence day will always be the day when she cried over her brother's dead body? And how those children are young to have this shit instead of national holiday? I just-
Steve: “Ooh, it’s kinda cold.”
Bucky: “Here, take my jacket.”
Steve: “I love you.”
Bucky: “God, we are such a… perfect couple.”
Tony: “I’m cold, too.”
Strange: “Well, damn, Stark. I can’t control the weather.”
(Steve is getting Billy to cover for him at the video store)
Steve: Okay, pop quiz on working in the video store. What do you do if a customer starts choking while eating candy?
Billy: Look, if I have to cut a hole in someone's throat, I'll cut a hole in someone's throat.
Steve: Cutting a hole in people can't be your answer for everything. Next one. What do you do if there's a fire?
Billy: Follow-up question, did I or did I not start said fire?
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