Gregory: So I'm Dating A Muggle

The Magicians + HIMYM quotes | (insp.)

Hermione, about Drarry: And they were boyfriends.

Pansy: Oh my god, they were boyfriends.

Draco: When will you stop saying that, it’s been weeks.

greta: and they were losers!

richie: oh my god they were losers

Crowley : Can you do that thing ?

Aziraphale : What thing ?

Crowley : You know ,that thing that makes me happy

Aziraphale : Oh *smiles*

Crowley ,softly : Thanks

“I think you’re perfect”

Person A: so, how’s the prettiest person in the world doing?

Person B: *barely spares A a glance*

Person B: *casually* i don’t know. how are you?

Person A:

Person A: *voice cracks* i’m fine

On days Harry drinks a bit too much

Harry: *drunk* M-MaLFOY!

Draco: *pauses in the doorway, startled* Harry? Yeah?

Harry: *glares* y-you...YOU, WHAT are yOU DOING in mY HOUSE

Draco: *stares* Harry, you should go to bed

Harry: Malfoyy how th E HELL did you LSYTHERIN get into my HOUSE

Draco: Harry, love, we've been married for the past seven years.

Harry: *gasps in shock*

draco & harry: [fighting and swinging at each other behind the counter]

ron: can i get a waffle... can i please get a waffle...

I feel u Levi.