A Professor Told His Class “consciousness Doesnt Exist. There Are Only Neurons”

I spent all of Easter with my Cock buried to the hilt in my Kermit Plushie's tender hole... now I awaken to news of the Pope's death. Coincidence...?

is this a challenge

I decided to look around on spotify and found this beauty

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

@spextronaut

eat him out wednesday or whatever. i've stopped keeping track

are you made of tape

yeah

i keep almost reblogging stuff to my secret elvis sideblog

aw why not i'll at least try to start it BUT only if this gets 4000 notes actually

If this post gets 2000 notes I'll read actually read Homestuck. No spamming

Being non-binary is like instead of having an angel and a demon on ur shoulder u have a faggot and a dyke

diplodocus but only cause the names fun & i madr a paper plate dinsoajr when i was little and we learned about them :))

HELLO!!

HI

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!? :>

tell me tell me please

all i want is to get hellsitegeneticsed. i want to know what kind of creature my post is. god i want it to be something cool sooooooooo bad do you think they have the genetic code for werewolves