Who’s Gonna Tell Tumblr That Executive Dysfunction Is More Than Not Doing Things?

Reblog if you would invite your moots to a sleepover

shoutout to my harem sending me anon asks btw i appreciate you making me feel famous

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

So sick of dog motif what about cat motif.

I love you but we don't love the same. I can't be near you when you want me to be. Your love is smothering and your need to keep me safe is trapping me. I'm my own person but I don't know how to show you that. I lash out and hurt you even though I don't mean to. I need you to move slowly around me or I'll bolt. I love you, even though I don't say it. If you stay still I'll sit next to you, and even though we don't understand each other we can be together like that.

if u were to rank croakerverse characters from most fav to least fav who would it be. if queen bethany isn’t #1 im showing up on ur doorstep. long live the feminarchy.

oh jesusita christy theres so many. bethany is DEFINITELY up there tho love a pussy girlboss queen and so many extra points from sharing my birthday

i love kermit as the OG of course but as for "side" characters. i dont fully understand what chris and wisteria have going on but i want what they have

& i love them both as individuals as well (tbc i am speaking of c!wisteria i do not know real person wisteria but also. i love the non-croakerverse posts i.am involved in like most the fandoms they reblog)

i think after those as my top 4. laika's gotta be there cause i think that kid is funny as balls and i actually got so much emotional whiplash abt the death

gordons definitely a solid one. i like her more than milton and 90% of thqt is just worms, even tho milton has 10/10 posts somwtiems too

i missed the whole roommate coven thing but i dont really fuck w athena & sage's blogs in general, some of my least favorites

auhhh

thats all i follow i think. anyone else is kind of ehh??

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at the mariners bar: sorry mates i cant go out today.. My boat's transmasc now. He's more comfortable with he/him. He just went through top surgery to get his sails removed and he's recovering. Bluebeard-and-Pronouns the woke pirate: arrg so he's gotten a mastectomy. well i'm glad that he's discovered himself.

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go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

Two wizards are fighting. One of them says "Power Word: Take a Crap!" and the other one says "Power Word! Don't do that!" and 50% of the audience shits their pants