I'm In My Early 2000s Nickelodeon Era

BRÜÜÜH

This is canon btw

🇺🇦 Бажаю всім мирного неба над головою. Війна, пішла ти нахуй!

🇷🇺 Желаю всем мирного неба над головой. Война, пошла ты нахуй!

🇬🇧 Just wishing a peaceful sky above your head. War, just go fuck yourself!

t.A.T.u. “FUCK WAR!” 2003

ladybug: so yeah… i have a crush on bunnix

chat noir: me too

(fandom: me three)

ladybug: but she’s like 25 and lives in the future

chat noir: yeah this sucks

ladybug: … but alix is like 15

chat noir: oh

ladybug: and lives NOW

chat noir: oH

ladybug, yoyo-ing off suddenly: BRB I GOTTA GO TO THE LOUVRE

chat noir: hEY NO WAIT

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adrien: jalil, i would like to humbly request your sister’s hand in marriage

marinette, shoving him aside: dON’T LISTEN TO HIM, IT’S ME WHO WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST YOUR SISTER’S HAND IN MARRIAGE

adrien, elbowing her: she’s joking!! she’s joking it’s actually ME okay haha very funny marinette good joke

marinette: adrien you goddamn weasel stop trying to ruin my wedding

jalil:

jalil: alix what the FUCK is going on right now

——-

alix: nath i need you to hide me

nath: what why

alix: marinette and adrien have started acting weird around me and it’s really freaking me out–

marinette, from across the courtyard: omg alix!!! there you are!!!! *starts running over at top speed* i baked all these macarons specially for you please try some they’re heart-shaped and

alix: oh dear god there she is, NATH HIDE ME

——-

chat noir: hey my bunny lady, would you like this rose as a token of my l–

alix, walking fast: i am suddenly allergic to every flower sorry

chat noir: well how about a carrot instead? i could carve little hearts into it!

alix, walking faster: i need to turn into timebreaker and murder you again

——-

alix: so you’re telling me, marinette is ladybug and adrien is chat noir

fluff: yes

alix:

alix: okay that explains a lot

alix:

alix:

alix: i’m gonna go back in time and tell them

fluff: NO

Love is love

They were soft this issue

Killer Moth: *hesitantly* ...and Starfire...will...take this lovely young lady to her junior prom.

Kitten: Hi, my Lonely Star.

Starfire: Robin, who is this girl?

Killer Moth: Her name is Kitten. And you will take her to prom!

Starfire: This prom is some manner of duel, yes? *She slaps Kitten's face* I eagerly accept!

Robin: It's not a duel, Star. It's a date.

Starfire: *kisses Kitten* I accept!

bunnyx is hot

not to start taking this too seriously

but like alix joking that luka’s never going to hear a song in her heart and him just proving her wrong, playing a complex melody that’s actually really soft and gentle, telling her that he’s never heard one full of so much emotion, and potential, and capacity for love and alix decides right then and then there that whatever kind of love she has to give it’s going to him

Stormy Weather alternate scene

Alec: (to Aurore) "Man, she crushed you, eh?"

Mireille: (angrily grabs Alec's shirt) "One more word and I will crush you." (goes to Aurore) "Nobody will bash my girlfriend in defeat!"

Aurore: (smiles) "Thanks, Mireille! Congratulations!"

(Aurore and Mireille kissed each other)